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SirShlepalot

38 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My baby niece likes to brush and style my hair, since it's a bit less curly than her little brother's. If I turn my head at all or make jokes, she yells at me and hits me with the brush. So, yeah... I'm basically a bad-ass James Dean type....
What I’m doing with my life
If you click:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cf40EX6MM0
you can see what I'm doing with my life. You can also see a cute six-year old with chubby cheeks.
I’m really good at
-Multiplying 2 digit numbers by 11.
-Teaching people what 'syllepsis' is.
-Also, I live across the street from Sephora... which facilitates me being a pretty good boyfriend.
The first things people usually notice about me
A lot of people are like "excuse me, are you Gerard Butler?!"

It's a super hassle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Catch-22, Cinderella Man, Cat Stevens, Ceviche

or

Infidel, Incredibles, Flobots, Felafel
The six things I could never do without
My six-pack. I'm totally ripped.

I'm like Hans from "Hans and Franz". Or... maybe Franz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lymphoma and the immune system.

How to make my family members happy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can sing the entire Little Mermaid soundtrack. They're just really good, solid songs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
You find most guys nice, but a little boring.
You have a cute butt.