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SirShlepalot

38 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My baby niece likes to brush and style my hair, since it's a bit less curly than her little brother's. If I turn my head at all or make jokes, she yells at me and hits me with the brush. So, yeah... I'm basically a bad-ass James Dean type....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you click:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cf40EX6MM0
you can see what I'm doing with my life. You can also see a cute six-year old with chubby cheeks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Multiplying 2 digit numbers by 11.
-Teaching people what 'syllepsis' is.
-Also, I live across the street from Sephora... which facilitates me being a pretty good boyfriend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of people are like "excuse me, are you Gerard Butler?!"

It's a super hassle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Catch-22, Cinderella Man, Cat Stevens, Ceviche

or

Infidel, Incredibles, Flobots, Felafel
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My six-pack. I'm totally ripped.

I'm like Hans from "Hans and Franz". Or... maybe Franz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lymphoma and the immune system.

How to make my family members happy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing the entire Little Mermaid soundtrack. They're just really good, solid songs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find most guys nice, but a little boring.
You have a cute butt.