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SirThunderFist

33 M Salt Lake City, UT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I read a few movie synopses in order to gain insight on how this is done but the only thing I gained from them, is that they are terribly long run on sentences. I think grammar is a communist trap for conformity, and I hope my spell checker is up to the task at hand. Personally I'd much rather discover a persons' uniqueness in person rather than try to read a distilled written version. Getting to know people is great fun, that being said here goes an unoccupationally orientated life résumé.
Graduated from high school. U of U grad in biology. I've been working and been lucky enough to live coast to coast. Adopted a dog. She is a crazy little pug. I enjoy life and prefer not to judge. So please don't judge this self-summary. Interrogatively interacting is preferable so ask away for further details.
What I’m doing with my life
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Avoiding death. Earning money. Complaining about taxes. Planning vacations. And making my own societal mold.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've often thought about this which usually leaves me pondering if I'd rather be the worst player on the A-team or best player on the B-team... Which I've come to the conclusion that captain of the A-team is the way to go.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depends on what they are looking at, and if I'm north bound or south bound. If I'm north bound maybe my burly beard, south bound my shorty shorts? Actually no idea. I'd like to think maybe my dimple. I only have one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books; yes I like to read mostly fiction I'd guess...
Movies; I'd watch almost anything and to many favorites to even list... Shrek, 300, Lucky number slevin, house of flying daggers, Princess Bride....
Music... Yup
Food as long as it is edible which is also a fairly accurate description of my culinary skillz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
F Words ( Friends Family Fun... Jeez come on now...)
Adenosine triphosphate
Discoveries of the wild kind in nature
Entertainment of some and or any kind
Self Reliance
And ... Pondering.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that make me laugh out loud.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I want like a boss.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'd say but then it wouldn't be private anymore, though that is a boring line.... Maybe agree to quid pro quo and it could be known unto you.
I thought that saying that was kinda orginal and now I have realized it isn't. Except for trading secrets. No one had offered to trade. So let's see, a little known fact about me is I've been known to relocate worms in the rain if they happen to be on the side walk... Ya that is oddly personal. Maybe more odd than personal.
You should message me if
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You should so be inclined to as to want to know more. If that sentence makes sense to, and your willing to talk pleasantries or dive right into movie quotes. Or if you need a work out partner... I goto Planet Fitness downtown and have a free buddy pass.