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  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 25, 2014
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well! I'm kind of nerdy, and a musician. Animal lover, and thus mostly vegetarian... I'll still eat seafood. But fish are like mobile sea vegetables. That might change someday, the more love and intelligence I see in birds and some aquatic life the more I think about just being a herbivore. Plants are assholes anyway.

Nonviolence, physically or emotionally, is a strong philosophy in my life.
I love nature, music, and animals.
Registered Libertarian and voted for Gary Johnson.
I also have a tremendous crush on Felicia Day.
If it matters to you I am agnostic, not atheist. Which means that, lacking proof of anything one way or the other, I find it difficult to take a solid position on something that has never been proven or disproved. I do like to think that there is *something* out there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Trying to think of a reply to a Felicia Day post witty enough that she replies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cat psychology, wondering, math, video games, strategizing, singing, uncommon sense, growing things, wandering, being totally oblivious.
Three day pizza binges.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Colorful shoes? Also, I'm often subtly dancing. I've also been told I have a purple aura, maybe you'll notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, Piers Anthony, Frank Herbert, Ayn Rand

The Labyrinth, Mirrormask, Dark Crystal, Dune

X Files, Trailer Park Boys, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Firefly, Game of Thrones

Depeche Mode, Bowie, Bjork, Portishead

Whole wheat, milk, sauced things
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, my 2 cats couldn't do without me, so it would definitely be rude not to reciprocate at least a little.
Music- surrounded by it, all the time.
A few awesome people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human nature, behavior, beer, how to make more money or invent a time machine, what the hell I'm doing.
Wondering how many years one of my cats has until she's just totally neurotic.
How amazing evolution and some of it's creations are. And then lamenting how humans are doomed to eternal devolution thanks to welfare, MSG, and modern medicine. Maybe in 10,000 years we'll be a race of bloated pimply trolls who get around with magical levitation suits.

Why people need secrets to feel powerful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing and karaoke are often involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The tires are the things on your car that make contact with road. The car is the thing on the road that takes you back to your abode. Bummed is what you are when you go out to your car and it's been towed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like guys with giant hearts who don't conform to traditional gender standards.

And if you've ever said something like:
"I need a guy who can....
Keep me in line;
Put me in my place;
Won't put up with my bullshit"

Then for sure do not, under any circumstances, contact or reply to me. Call me crazy, but I'm a fan of personal accountability.