Call me Ishmael. Don't do that, call me William. I live in the hazy gray area between easily definable categories, so this self-description may at times seem unclear or even contradictory, but that's sort of who I am. My life has been and will always be an adventure, as I'm rarely content and I passionately seek change and new unique experiences. My goals are lofty and far-fetched, and someday I want to change the world. For now, I'm a free-lance writer, an aspiring novelist, an indie game designer, and an office drone. I love to learn for the sake of learning, and if I had the means I'd stay in school forever.
I refuse to live by stereotypes. I may ask to borrow your hair straightener.
I'm quick to accept others.
My sense of humor is dry and witty, other times absurd. I firmly believe that as adults we all take ourselves too seriously. As a personality trait I am constantly challenging authority and getting myself in trouble.
Let me think...
I find dangerous things sexy. I'm a bit absurd, a touch random, but passionate to a fault. I don't believe that I'll ever truly be content until I see and do everything this planet has to offer, and I usually follow my heart wherever it takes me.
I have disastrous luck. I don't believe in luck.
I play jokes on people, mostly myself. I eat total junk and would probably burn down my house if I tried to cook anything more complicated than a TV dinner ["What?? Microwave this on high for how long? Aw screw it, it's hot enough.]
I'm forgetful, I love to daydream, and I sometimes do self-destructive things for the hell of it. I love parties.
I smile a lot.
I'm not looking to settle down, I doubt I ever will, but I'm a hopeless romantic, and I'd like a partner who is as reckless and hopeful, ambitious and silly as I am, who says "yes" to opportunities when they present themselves, and who ultimately has a big heart. I want as close to a 50-50 relationship as possible. Actually, what I'm looking for is a female-version of myself. Honestly, yes, this is probably due to some deep-seeded ego problems, but I'm willing to forgive us that :)