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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 30
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hmm, where to start...

I'm William. I live in the hazy gray area between easily definable categories, so this self-description may at times seem unclear or even contradictory, but that's sort of who I am.

So listen-

I crave adventure and knowledge in abundance. I aspire to be everything, a polymath, and to cram as much living into this one fleeting lifetime as possible. I think that the metric by which a life can be judged is how many good stories you have to tell on your deathbed.

For now, I'm a programmer/app developer, an audio engineer/musician, an aspiring novelist, and an indie game designer.


I'm absent-minded. I daydream gratuitously, and I sometimes do self-destructive things for the hell of it. I like parties.

I smile a lot.

I want a relationship that is passionate. I want love like wildfire and careening trains. I want to be a nuclear detonation in someone's heart.

... in a not crazy sort-of-way.

I'd like a partner who can be all at once reckless and hopeful and ambitious and silly and kind. All of those things. Someone who is an adult when they need to be, but hasn't forgotten how to smile.

Actually, what I'm looking for is a female-version of myself. Honestly, yes, this is probably due to some deep-seeded ego problems, but I'm willing to forgive us that :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on starting my own software studio. Trying to get a game ready for a kick-starter campaign. Writing all night like some vampire Hemingway. I'm also getting ready to move back to lawrence, where i plan to finish my degree after a long (but interesting) absence. Working on a few different creative projects, learning about things, and singing in the shower.

For the moment I live in this crazy little town near Topeka. It's actually a cult. It makes for an interesting social learning-experience, but the night life leaves much to be desired. Needless to say, I'm looking forward to moving on.

So it goes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As if I'm not sounding conceited enough...

Let's see, I'd like to think I'm good at... writing, cheering people up, telling stories, finding beauty in things, spending too much time looking at myself in the mirror, trivia, falling in love, and making awkward situations more awkward by sheer force of will.

And being adorable, of course ^^
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am very tall. People are predictable with that one. Maybe I'm holding a coconut for some inexplicable reason. I like to wear silly hats.

Wait, is noting that I'm charming and lovely to behold an acceptable answer here?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Slaughterhouse Five, Rant, Moby Dick, The Idiot by Dostoyevsky, The Disposessed, Cat's Cradle, Survivor (or anything else by Pahliniuk), etc.

Movies: Lost in Translation, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Moon, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain, and cheesy horror movies.

Music: The Mountain Goats, Mates of State, Frou Frou, Joanna Newsom, Of Monsters and Men, The Prodigy, Regina Spektor, Spoon, The Doors, Matt and Kim, Iron and Wine, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Caffeinated gremlins


-The shock collar I have to wear for impure thoughts. *ZAP!* Ouch! *ZAP!* Seriously?

-Mind-Control Caps


I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What aliens would think of us if they ever visited our planet far in the future, sifting through the things we left behind.

Where technology will lead.

Why are people?

Politics, I swing between being passionate and utterly jaded.

Whether I can rock this jacket or what?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Herping the derp. Usually in Lawrence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well... Sometimes when I'm brushing my hair, I pretend that the brush is a microphone and I sing along (poorly) with my Pandora playlist...

And I talk to my cat. Like, too much...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*if you spend a lot of time feeling out of place because of your intelligence, and crave the company of someone who will understand you.

*if you are crazy enough to think that dangerous things are fun, but not so crazy that you think magnets have healing properties.

*if you have disturbing yet oddly seductive dreams in which you are being cheered by millions of fanatical followers.

*you like to learn for the sake of learning,

*or if you wish to communicate with me using 26 glyph symbols and about eight punctuation marks. It's like magic!