"you're like a 4 out of 10 your a porker" - Chitownryan
After 28 years of life, I am starting to realize what I want. I need someone with a sense of humor that I get, who also gets my sense of humor. So, basically I'm saying you need a shitty, perverted sense of humor. Making me laugh a lot seems like it is most important to me. After that, I need to be with someone who I have a good sexual chemistry with, because I love sex. Stamina is a must. Also, I really would like someone to see independent films with and someone who is willing to (and actually will) ride bikes, canoe, and put up with my crappy taste in music, which consists mainly of indie, trip hop, and the same stuff I listened to in the 90's and early 00's.
I am all about silliness and fun. I like to put Bugles on my fingers and pretend they are witch nails, I can get up on a karaoke stage and make an ass of myself while 100% sober, and I like to wear silly hats. Doing these things in public require a lack of inhibition, and if there is one area from which I'm lacking, it would be inhibition...that, and maybe boobs. It depends on who you're asking.