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SirenEimi

27 / F / Straight / Single

Altamonte Springs, Florida

Her Details

Last Online
Mar 28
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Goody! I got my very first review and rating! Of course this is from someone I politely declined to talk to:

"you're like a 4 out of 10 your a porker" - Chitownryan

I am all about silliness and fun. I like to put Bugles on my fingers and pretend they are witch nails, I can get up on a karaoke stage and make an ass of myself while 100% sober, and I like to wear silly hats. Doing these things in public require a lack of inhibition, and if there is one area from which I'm lacking, it would be inhibition...that, and maybe boobs. It depends on who you're asking.

I have an eclectic set of interests, but I'm not too into any one thing. People seemed to get a kick out of me doing both belly dance and roller derby*. I suppose those are at two opposite ends of the girly spectrum! I like biking, kites, rolling down hills, trampolines, swimming (which to me means paddling around the pool), Nerf guns (I occasionally attempt modding them), and swing dancing (I need a new partner!). I'm going to say that I like video games, but I must clarify that I'm the dreaded "casual gamer". I am very obsessed with Zelda: LTTP. I play it twice a year after I've given myself time to forget a few things. I typically like RPG games and I suck at shooters. Sorry!

* I don't currently do roller derby because of the drama that seems to come with it. I keep up with skating just in case I find a magical place where girls can get along!
What I’m doing with my life
I am a CNA (Certified Nursing Assistant). I'm trying to figure out exactly what it is I would like to do. In the meantime, I take care of myself.
I’m really good at
creating, board games, eh hem.
The first things people usually notice about me
Very large eyes, wide hips, and prominent frontal lobe.

Recently, guy in a bar thought I was tweaked out on some drug because my eyes are so large.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Candide, Breakfast of Champions, The Walking Dead comics, Townie, The Stranger, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns.
Back to the Future Trilogy, Batman Returns, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Very Bad Things, Hobo with a Shotgun.
Weeds, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Death Note, Lost, Old School Nickelodeon.
Indie and rock music.
Pizza flavored snack, hummus, chips!, peanut butter M&M's, hot hot hot wings!
The six things I could never do without
imagination, stimulation, warm blankets, spices, water, and the Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Saving money, what to do next, and how not to be bored.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing whatever the fuck I want!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I admitted it, then it would no longer be private!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
You don't plan to insult my intelligence by pretending you want to cuddle and trying to fuck me. You can deal with the fact that I am polyamorous. You must not be jealous.