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SirenEimi

28 F Altamonte Springs, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Medicine
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Goody! I got my very first review and rating! Of course this is from someone I politely declined to talk to:

"you're like a 4 out of 10 your a porker" - Chitownryan

After 28 years of life, I am starting to realize what I want. I need someone with a sense of humor that I get, who also gets my sense of humor. So, basically I'm saying you need a shitty, perverted sense of humor. Making me laugh a lot seems like it is most important to me. After that, I need to be with someone who I have a good sexual chemistry with, because I love sex. Stamina is a must. Also, I really would like someone to see independent films with and someone who is willing to (and actually will) ride bikes, canoe, and put up with my crappy taste in music, which consists mainly of indie, trip hop, and the same stuff I listened to in the 90's and early 00's.

I am all about silliness and fun. I like to put Bugles on my fingers and pretend they are witch nails, I can get up on a karaoke stage and make an ass of myself while 100% sober, and I like to wear silly hats. Doing these things in public require a lack of inhibition, and if there is one area from which I'm lacking, it would be inhibition...that, and maybe boobs. It depends on who you're asking.
The six things I could never do without
dark curtains, loud fan, warm blankets, alarm app on phone, water, and the Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Saving money, what to do next, and how not to be bored.
On a typical Friday night I am
Always doing something different.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I admitted it, then it would no longer be private!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to play Star Wars: Edge of the Empire.

Won't be jealous of my male friends. If I wanted to screw them, I'd be too busy screwing them to edit this profile.

If you think a profound relationship is impossible, but you're dumb enough to keep trying.