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SirhcBazz

32 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd start off by saying that I don't know what to say about myself. But, anyone who really does is probably an asshole anyway. Here is what I've come to realize about myself. I'm quite a weird person (at least that's the gist of what I get from other people) and I'm totally fine with that, if people don't like my weirdness, I'll find other people who do. My mind is constantly running at full speed at almost every single moment, and it's always about the stupidest shit in the world that makes no sense to anyone but me, but I'm never too carried away in my own head to not listen to what anyone has to say. I'm someone that I hope people will learn to trust. I could take a secret to the grave with the greatest of ease, even if it's the smallest of issues.

I'm a really open minded guy who likes to work to live instead of live to work.

My outlook on life is based off of a few good theories: Q: "What do you think of the worlds situation as a hole??" A: "Throw dirt in it and start all over again!!" Meaning that you can't let the little shit get to you. Life is too short and stressful on its own, let alone what your mind can do if you let it get to you. Don't dwell on the past, because you can't change what's already done, so why worry about it?? And then no matter what happens, I know that everything will turn out...that's just the kind of person I am. To sum all of this up, stress and especially worry are not things I let in to my life easily.

This is the best quote I've ever heard that was said about me, "I've never met another guy like this my entire life, and I bet you 50 bucks you never will either" I really hope that's true.

So that's that, I'm much more than listed here...but I'm done for now, so take me for what I am, and if not, that's totally fine, your loss, I'll just go find someone else that will and wish you well on your way.

**I am polyamorous and in a long-term relationship and am still open to seeing other women.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I locate buried utilities...it's an odd job that no one ever thinks about, but it pays the bills for now.

I'm part of a Rocky Horror shadow cast, it's a lot of fun and has become a big part of my life.

As I said above, I am polyamorous and have a wonderful girlfriend. I'm very open and am open to dating other women as long as they are ok with this type of situation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I never try anything, I just do it...wanna try me??

Understanding what people are trying to say (not just nodding and pretending), even if I know nothing about the subject. Listening, making people laugh, solving puzzles, giving advice, understanding how things work, back massages, singing, acting like a fool, being corny, quickly pulling humor out of thin air, sitting through movie/show marathons, planning things, making costumes, doing nothing...not sure what else...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little bit nuts in a good way. I like fun things and am not afraid to admit my opinions no matter how they make me look.

Usually the hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Sutter Cane. I don't really read because my mind wanders around way too much and I forget what I've read by the time I get to the bottom of the page, no matter how much I enjoy the story. I do enjoy a good audio book though!! In the Dark Dark Closet In the Dark Dark Room, The Outsiders, Where The Wild Things Are, Harry Potter, Chronicals of Narnia, Twilight, American Gods.

Music: Birthday Massacre, A Perfect Circle, Silverchair, Slipknot, Alanis Morrisette, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, 30 Seconds to Mars, KISS, Incubus, Britney Spears, Marilyn Manson, Lily Allen, The Darkness, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Mushroomhead, System of a Down, Metallica, 311, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Primus, Mindless Self Indulgiance, Spice Girls, No Doubt, G.W.A.R., Tom Petty...almost anything besides U2 or GooGoo Dolls!!

Movies: Rock & Rule, Streets of Fire, Something Wicked This Way Comes, In the Mouth of Madness, REPO!, Moulin Rouge, Romeo + Juliet, White Oleander, 13, Clue, 10 Things I hate About You, Pump Up The Volume, Wet Hot American Summer, Suicide Kings, Labyrinth, Boondock Saints, Princess Bride, Willy Wonka, Wizard of Oz, Return to Oz, Rock & Roll Highschool Forever, Toy Soldiers, Sleeping Beauty, A Goofy Movie, A Gnome Named Gnorm, Harry Potter, LOTR, Matrix, A Knights Tale, Bring It On, Adventures in Babysitting, Star Wars, I Love You Man, Brothers Bloom, anything by Pauly Shore, and just too many more to mention...

TV Shows: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Alf, My So-Called Life, Wings, Tales from the Crypt, Twin Peaks, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Supernatural, Game of Thrones

I love to cook and can appreciate any and all types of food...the only things I don't like are black licorice, cilantro and popcorn. Sushi and seafood are my favorites and after that is pasta of all kinds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, love, music, passion, food, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Long term goals, shopping, women, what I want to do VS. what I should do, vacationing, sex...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with a good group of friends, going out to a karaoke bar or night club to sing & dance the night away or sitting at someone's apartment watching movies and ordering/cooking something. I like to stay in just as much as going out.

Slinging props for a Rocky Horror shadow cast.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like a lot of girly things...I'm willing to admit every/anything...I am who I am and proud of it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like movies, like to shop, think I'm cute, we match well, you can sing Black Velvet in a very sexy voice, are up for a Buffy/Angel/Firefly marathon, want to play some board games or if you just want to say hi. I'm pretty friendly.