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Sirsmashmanuppe

34 Melbourne, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Good day to you :)

I've been in Melb ex Perth for 2.5 years now and am loving exploring all that this city and state have to offer.
I'm always up for an adventure, get in touch if you want to join me!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working...to live.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pragmatism, procrastination, planks, push-ups, avoiding conflict, riding a road bike in non-skin tight shorts, being a beer snob, remembering minute details about non-critical facts, yelling at commercial tv (it means he gets results you stupid chief!), making sandwiches and having showers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I haven't ironed my shirt. I have also been told my eyebrows are somewhat memorable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Patricia Cornwell, Ben Elton, True Crime, those $9.95 Penguin Classics!
Movies: Apocalypse Now, Jackie Brown, Falling Down, Full Metal Jacket, Ace Ventura, There Will Be Blood, Snatch, Office Space, Dr Strangelove, Edward Scissorhands.
Food: Yet to find something I really don't like...but I try to keep it healthy. Thai, Vietnamese, Lebanese, Spanish, Turkish, Creole...yum yummity yum yum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Company of my friends
The ocean (St K beach doesn't cut it)
Adrenaline
A degree of uncertainty - if the future is certain then I'll be very bored
Sweet lurrrve
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything other than that which I'm meant to be focusing on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Itching to get out and about, Friday night fever baby!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won a Mother's Day poem competition in year 5. I can remember most of the words...
You should message me if
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