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RedLikeTheColor

32 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm an easy going, laid ba...blah blah blah...

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• I've lived half my life in Massachusetts, and half in Virginia. I consider Virginia Beach to be my hometown and I miss the ocean dearly.
• Raised Quaker. I do not own buckle shoes, but I do enjoy our oats.
• Grew up watching Monty Python, SNL, MST3K, and Doctor Who (Tom Baker was my favorite Doctor when I was a kid. I'm woefully behind on the current Doctors.)
• My favorite holiday movie is Scrooged.
• I used to watch Blues Brothers every weekend with my Dad.
• Every time I write or type the word 'indemnity' I think it's misspelled.
• I just spell checked that last bullet.
• My favorite Crayola color is Blue Bell. My least favorite Crayola color is Fuzzy Wuzzy. That is a ridiculous name for a color.
• I've had a beard long enough that I've forgotten what I look like without one. (I'd say I had a beard before they were cool, but beards have always been cool.)
• I like coffee black, eggs fried, steak rare, whisk(e)y neat, and potatoes (all the potatoes.)
• I may be related to more redheads than you've ever met.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Evaluating and appraising.
Also trying to get into the whole "running for fun/exercise" thing everyone in DC does. I prefer two wheels, but my bike is out of commission for a while.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being handy.
Assembling IKEA furniture with minimal expletives. (see above)
Organizing pantries and cupboards. I have my mother to thank for that.
Eating with chopsticks.
Remembering where I parked.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a unicorn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's easy to get carried away with lists, I like lists.

Music: Radiohead, Metric, The National, Rainer Maria, Rilo Kiley, Beach House, Frank Ocean, Charles Bradley, Otis Redding, Springsteen, Beatles, Purity Ring, Twin Shadow, Joy Division, Interpol, Gang of Four, Editors, The Knife, Bright Eyes, Crystal Castles, Chvrces, The Front Bottoms etc... Oh, and Billy Bragg (plus we share a birthday.)

Authors: Douglas Adams, Tolkien, George RR Martin, Palahniuk, AJ Jacobs, CS Lewis, Philip K Dick, Nabokov, Sedaris, Vonnegut, Camus, Tom Robbins, Bukowski (Bluebird is my favorite)

Movies: The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Star Wars, Layer Cake, Snatch, RocknRolla, most of the James Bond movies (ask me who my favorite is), The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Wet Hot American Summer, Closer, Star Trek (all of them)

TV: Workaholics, Daily Show, Marin, SNL, Community, Drunk History, generally any good comedy. I also find myself watching a good deal of Food Network when I can't find anything else on.

Food: Yes please.

"Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness." - Escoffier
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order; music, good food/drinks, books, friends, family, humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many songs is too many for a playlist?
Should I get a dog? I'm going to get a dog. Maybe I shouldn't get a dog. I'll get a dog..
Or, how to convince my roommates that we should have a dog in the house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, in with friends, relaxing on a couch somewhere or at home... Or driving south to see friends. During the summer I spend a good portion of my weekends at the beach.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid I read a book about superstitions that said if you sneeze twice in a row, someone has just complimented you. But if you only sneeze once, someone has insulted you. I think about this Every. Time. I. Sneeze.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the contents of Lincoln's pockets.
You where I can get an old fashioned or a sidecar that will change my life.
You are, in fact, a unicorn.