I work in a reality television, so yes, I'm one of the people helping to destroy America. I talk too much and at length about things that I only kind of know about. I read widely and absurdly. I'm a writer, a musician, and a performer, therefore I chastise myself for not spending enough time strapped to my computer actually plugging away at the manuscript or otherwise pursuing my vocation. I played noise rock and punk in college, so my hearing is punctuated by a shrill E chord. I adore the outdoors, so I try to hike every couple of weeks and want to start doing it a whole lot more - not to mention I desperately need more camping in my life. And I'm as neurotic as a 1970s Woody Allen. If a 1970s Woody Allen wanted to be anywhere near mountains and trees and potentially wild animals.
* I'm very sorry for beginning with "once upon a time." It was completely unnecessary and a little weird.