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37 M Glen Arm, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:28pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a typical Pisces. In the words of The Cramps "one half hillbilly and one half punk." I like reptiles and cats, and get along with them very well. Most of the stuff I like is getting up there in years. I like older cars, motorcycles, music, movies, books, tv shows, all that shit. I even like grilling over a wood fire instead of charcoal or a gas grill. I have a pretty good outlook on life tempered with a dark sense of humor. I'm definitely a night person.

About my personality: I'm the type of person who has a very small circle of very close friends. I've got a good relationship with my family and am very close to my brother and sister. I'm told I'm loyal, trustworthy, and have a lot of love to give. I've got some rough edges, but I think you'd find it worth your while to get past them. Like Jerry Jeff Walker, I think I'm an alright guy.

I'm not a fan of text only communication, it drops out all the nuances. So please, unless you know for a fact that I'm very angry always assume that anything I type is meant to be viewed in a positive light and was probably typed with a smile.

I work in manufacturing, and it kind of irks me that there's no details option for that.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying my new job and starting to fix up a sailboat to move onto by the end of Summer.
I’m really good at
Making unreasonably good popcorn.
Breathing fire. Perhaps I'm some form of water dwelling dragon?
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, what've you got?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite comedians: Dennis Leary, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, Rodney Carrington.

H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Robert Asprin, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Star Wars books, Deadpool, Cable, the Punisher, Ghost Rider

Alien, Heathers, Mad Max trilogy. I'm mostly into horror and sci-fi, especially combinations of the 2.

Archer, Fall Guy, Doctor Who(Tom Baker has been my favorite since I was 12), Futurama, Magnum P.I., Veronica Mars, Firefly, Star Trek TOS. I love BBC shows like Red Dwarf, Black Books, and Coupling.

Rolling Stones, Slayer, The Cramps, The Misfits, Jimmy Buffett, Waylon Jennings, The Supersuckers, Steve Earle, the Clash, the Sex Pistols, the Specials, the Aggrolites, Op Ivy, the Pogues, Ministry, Project Pitchfork, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, john Lee Hooker

Caribbean or Cajun, oranges, catfish, grilled shrimp, stuffed oysters, rice, grilled corn, bbq'd potatos pork schnitzel

Video games: I suppose I should add my favorite games in here. I love the original isometric Fallout games, but New Vegas is good too. Eve Online, Civilization, and various combat flight simulators, especially helicopter sims like DCS Black Shark. Sometimes the Sims is fun because it can be like digital legos.
The six things I could never do without
actual physical books to read
somewhere to get away from everyone and everything for a little while
ethnic/regional foods to discover
fire for cooking, camping, and partying
Water to fish in, boat on, or lay around by
really tasty rum or scotch
Hot dogs on Friday. Hail Eris!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Nick Cave is really Nicholas Cage's evil twin.
Boat stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating hot dogs(All hail Discordia!). Depends on the week. It could be out at a party with friends, or staying in and unwinding after work. Now that it's(finally!) getting warmer out evening bbq parties aren't out of the question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a little kid I saw Gremlins in the movie theater and was scared of the dark for a year afterward.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Let's not bullshit each other here. You're a smart, beautiful lady who gets plenty of messages. It's a safe bet I messaged you first, so technically you should message me back. You should do this because we have enough common interests to talk about, and we'll have a lot of fun getting to know all about each other. I'm pretty open, I'll say pretty much whatever I think and honestly answer pretty much any question you'd ask me. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. I'll probably get nervous and say way too much, but hell, it's just me being me.

If you want to spend the cold weather keeping eachother warm while racking up hours of Netflix or making a mess exploring the world via the kitchen.
If you want to spend the warm weather outside at night, having bbq parties, sailing, and camping on beaches.
If you want to play RPG's, tabletop games, or videogames together.