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37 Glen Arm, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:18pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Me, condensed:
My friends say some of my best qualities are that I'm honest and fiercely loyal. I'm quick to laugh, extremely slow to anger. Hard feelings are reserved for those who intentionally do me harm. as much as I love having fun outdoors, I'm a huge fan of AC and getting out of the humidity.
I'm a country boy at heart, but I'll head into town for a fun night out. I'm equally at home on the water, camping, in the woods, at a dive bar, in the kitchen, on the porch, at a club with a goth/industrial night. I'm not into sports at all. I love going out to hear live music. I still like going to the theater to see movies, especially the IMAX 3d stuff.
I can build you a computer, teach you to catch, clean and cook fish(though I'm more than happy to do that myself), cook you a meal from several dfferent parts of the world, mix you drinks, take you out on the town, out on the bay or hiking through the woods.
What I’m doing with my life
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in the words of Bruce Springsteen, I'm "Working on a Dream"(literally!). Getting closer by the month to living my dreams.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making unreasonably good popcorn.
Breathing fire. Perhaps I'm some form of water dwelling dragon?
Do you know what I'm really bad at? Sleeping. I suck at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite comedians: Dennis Leary, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, Rodney Carrington.

H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Robert Asprin, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Star Wars books, Deadpool, Cable, the Punisher, Ghost Rider, William Gibson.

Alien, Heathers, Mad Max trilogy. I'm mostly into horror and sci-fi, especially combinations of the 2.

Archer, Fall Guy, Doctor Who(Tom Baker has been my favorite since I was 12), Futurama, Magnum P.I., Veronica Mars, Firefly, Star Trek TOS. I love BBC shows like Red Dwarf, Black Books, and Coupling.

Genre wise, pretty much everything but rap(though I really dig 80's rap and hip hop) and jazz. some favorite bands are Rolling Stones, Slayer, The Cramps, The Misfits, Jimmy Buffett, Waylon Jennings, The Supersuckers, Steve Earle, the Clash, the Sex Pistols, the Specials, the Aggrolites, Op Ivy, the Pogues, Ministry, Project Pitchfork, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, john Lee Hooker

Caribbean or Cajun, oranges, catfish, grilled shrimp, stuffed oysters, rice, grilled corn, bbq'd potatos pork schnitzel

Video games: I suppose I should add my favorite games in here. I love the original isometric Fallout games, but New Vegas is good too. Eve Online, Civilization, and various combat flight simulators, especially helicopter sims like DCS Black Shark. Sometimes the Sims is fun because it can be like digital legos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
actual physical books to read
somewhere to get away from everyone and everything for a little while
ethnic/regional foods to discover
fire for cooking, camping, and partying
Water to fish in, boat on, or lay around by
really tasty rum or scotch
Hot dogs on Friday. Hail Eris!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Recently, most of my thoughts are about my recent past and my plans for the near future. Life is truly going to begin anew for me this spring.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Once spring hits I'm planning on switching shifts again though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a little kid I saw Gremlins in the movie theater and was scared of the dark for a year afterward.
You should message me if
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You can put up with me stopping my truck to move toads and turtles out of the road.
Let's be honest here. I already have friends, good ones. What I don't have is someone to curl up in front of movies with, wake up on the beach with, head home early so we can get to bed before we're sleepy with, or just generally share in my mischief and adventures. If you think this could be you then you should message me.
Hopefully you're the kind of person who wants to meet sooner than later, and won't be subtle about letting me know if you're interested after we do meet offline.