38 Middle River, MD
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My self-summary
A friend recently have me this introduction: "This is Jer. He owns his own boat and has a job. Say hi." Best intro ever.

Jeep stuff, boat stuff, computer games and flip flops. Crazy cat ladies are more than welcome. I still dig candle light and old fashioned romance.

I'm pretty straightforward and honest, what you see is what you get and you'll know where you stand with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning how to fix up a boat. Fixing up my boat.
I’m really good at
Making unreasonably good popcorn.
Breathing fire.
I'm told I do an uncommonly good job cooking lamb and scallops.
I'm also good at making friends with all the frogs and toads at work.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, what've you got?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite comedians: Denis Leary, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, Rodney Carrington.

H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Robert Asprin, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Star Wars books, Deadpool, Cable, the Punisher, Ghost Rider, William Gibson.

Alien, Heathers, Mad Max. I'm mostly into horror and sci-fi, especially combinations of the 2.

Archer, Fall Guy, Doctor Who(Tom Baker has been my favorite since I was 12), Futurama, Magnum P.I., Veronica Mars, Firefly, Star Trek TOS. I love BBC shows like Red Dwarf, Black Books, and Coupling.

Genre wise, pretty much everything but rap(though I really dig 80's rap and hip hop) and jazz. some favorite bands are Rolling Stones, Slayer, The Cramps, The Misfits, Jimmy Buffett, Waylon Jennings, The Supersuckers, Steve Earle, the Clash, the Sex Pistols, the Specials, the Aggrolites, Op Ivy, the Pogues, Ministry, Project Pitchfork, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, john Lee Hooker

Caribbean or Cajun, oranges, catfish, grilled shrimp, stuffed oysters, rice, grilled corn, bbq'd potatos pork schnitzel

Video games: I suppose I should add my favorite games in here. I love the original isometric Fallout games, but New Vegas is good too. Eve Online, Civilization, and various combat flight simulators, especially helicopter sims like DCS Black Shark. Sometimes the Sims is fun because it can be like digital legos.
The six things I could never do without
actual physical books to read
somewhere to get away from everyone and everything for a little while
ethnic/regional foods to discover
fire for cooking, camping, and partying
Water to fish in, boat on, or lay around by
really tasty rum or scotch
Hot dogs on Friday. All hail Discordia!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Is there anybody alive out there?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Throwing a party, going out with a couple of friends. Fishing if it's warm enough. Catching up on books or computer games if nothing is going on or I need alone time to recharge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My phone is half sentient. If there are odd, out of place words in a message, then chances are my phone put them there, not me. The little thing's a right bastard. It's kind of like a digital toddler I can teach all the bad words to and then see who it repeats them in front of.
You should message me if
you've got your eye on an eventual relationship, not fwb or a one night stand.