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38 Middle River, MD Man


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  • Ages 28-48
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Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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A friend recently have me this introduction: "This is Jer. He owns his own boat and has a job. Say hi." Best intro ever.

My life is a lot like the Jimmy Buffett box set: boats, beaches, bars, ballads. Stir in a little bit of punk rock and old school gothy stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting paid to machine parts for the aerospace industry. Hanging out on boats, fixing stuff, and generally enjoying life with my close friends and family.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making unreasonably good popcorn.
Breathing fire.
I'm told I do an uncommonly good job cooking lamb and scallops.
I'm also good at making friends with all the frogs and toads at work.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, what've you got?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite comedians: Denis Leary, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, Rodney Carrington.

H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Robert Asprin, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Star Wars books, Deadpool, Cable, the Punisher, Ghost Rider, William Gibson.

Alien, Heathers, Mad Max. I'm mostly into horror and sci-fi, especially combinations of the 2.

Archer, Fall Guy, Doctor Who(Tom Baker has been my favorite since I was 12), Futurama, Magnum P.I., Veronica Mars, Firefly, Star Trek TOS. I love BBC shows like Red Dwarf, Black Books, and Coupling.

Genre wise, pretty much everything but rap(though I really dig 80's rap and hip hop) and jazz. some favorite bands are Rolling Stones, Slayer, The Cramps, The Misfits, Jimmy Buffett, Waylon Jennings, The Supersuckers, Steve Earle, the Clash, the Sex Pistols, the Specials, the Aggrolites, Op Ivy, the Pogues, Ministry, Project Pitchfork, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, john Lee Hooker

Caribbean or Cajun, oranges, catfish, grilled shrimp, stuffed oysters, rice, grilled corn, bbq'd potatos pork schnitzel

Video games: I suppose I should add my favorite games in here. I love the original isometric Fallout games, but New Vegas is good too. Eve Online, Civilization, and various combat flight simulators, especially helicopter sims like DCS Black Shark. Sometimes the Sims is fun because it can be like digital legos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
actual physical books to read
somewhere to get away from everyone and everything for a little while
ethnic/regional foods to discover
fire for cooking, camping, and partying
Water to fish in, boat on, or lay around by
really tasty rum or scotch
Hot dogs on Friday. All hail Discordia!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fire walk with me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Throwing a party, going out with a couple of friends. Fishing if it's warm enough. Catching up on books or computer games if nothing is going on or I need alone time to recharge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"The tasty difference begins with the bird."
You should message me if
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I'm an alright guy, so you should message me if you like that sort of thing.