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38 Middle River, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:23pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A friend recently have me this introduction: "This is Jer. He owns his own boat and has a job. Say hi." Best intro ever.

I'm a brutally honest hopeless romantic who tries to squeeze all the fun I can out of every day. I'm literally living my dream right now and loving life. I would really like to have someone to share it with.I'm quick to smile and slow to anger. If we're outdoors I like boats, beaches, fishing, bbqs, camping, and shooting. Indoors I like computer games, cooking, cuddling(and all the fun stuff that goes with it), playing bass, writing music, movies, and Netflix binges(of course!).

I can do nightclubs if it's the goth/industrial variety, but I prefer little dive bars with the stones and hank Williams on the juke box. Live music is always the best and parties are better with a band than a dj. I'm a much better conversationalist than I am a dancer.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on a dream
Living and dying in three quarter time

I work four nights a week in a machine shop with my little sister. I'm training her to be a machinist. After work I sometimes go night fishing. I spend the weekends improving my boat or out enjoying life with my close friends and family.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making unreasonably good popcorn.
Breathing fire.
I'm told I do an uncommonly good job cooking lamb and scallops.
I'm also good at making friends with all the frogs and toads at work.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, what've you got?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite comedians: Denis Leary, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, Rodney Carrington.

H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Robert Asprin, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Star Wars books, Deadpool, Cable, the Punisher, Ghost Rider, William Gibson.

Alien, Heathers, Mad Max. I'm mostly into horror and sci-fi, especially combinations of the 2.

Archer, Fall Guy, Doctor Who(Tom Baker has been my favorite since I was 12), Futurama, Magnum P.I., Veronica Mars, Firefly, Star Trek TOS. I love BBC shows like Red Dwarf, Black Books, and Coupling.

Genre wise, pretty much everything but rap(though I really dig 80's rap and hip hop) and jazz. some favorite bands are Rolling Stones, Slayer, The Cramps, The Misfits, Jimmy Buffett, Waylon Jennings, The Supersuckers, Steve Earle, the Clash, the Sex Pistols, the Specials, the Aggrolites, Op Ivy, the Pogues, Ministry, Project Pitchfork, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, john Lee Hooker

Caribbean or Cajun, oranges, catfish, grilled shrimp, stuffed oysters, rice, grilled corn, bbq'd potatos pork schnitzel

Video games: I suppose I should add my favorite games in here. I love the original isometric Fallout games, but New Vegas is good too. Eve Online, Civilization, and various combat flight simulators, especially helicopter sims like DCS Black Shark. Sometimes the Sims is fun because it can be like digital legos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
actual physical books to read
somewhere to get away from everyone and everything for a little while
ethnic/regional foods to discover
fire for cooking, camping, and partying
Water to fish in, boat on, or lay around by
really tasty rum or scotch
Hot dogs on Friday. All hail Discordia!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If all the good ones are taken, are all the single people bad? Do they magically transform into good ones once they're in a relationship?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hosting a bbq at the marina.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was a complete wreck for 3 days when my cat died.
You should message me if
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Your looking for someone to go on adventures with when the weather is nice, and curl up indoors with when it's not. You want to find someone to share your life with and aren't looking for fwb or random hookups.