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I like to think of myself as a Ron Swanswon; but in reality I'm
mroe like Dwight Schrute.
But really, I'm a posh, geeky guy.
My name is Richard. I am not cool; never have been, probably never
I can be pretty charming though; just try me.
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What I’m doing with my life
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I work in Army HQ doing things that I can't talk about (not sex)
I’m really good at
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Emptying rooms of people.
Gold ranked in LoL too
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, or my blue eyes.
Maybe my posh voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like a lot of comedies too: Peep Show, Parks and Recreations,
Arrested Development, Archer, Alan Partridge, It's Always Sunny in
Philadelphia. I love satire too.
Orange is the New Black is really good.
My favourite movie is probably The Good, The Bad, The Ugly or The
Day of The Jackal or The Andromeda Strain. I really enjoy
documentaries too, like those of Werner Herzog.
A favourite book is hard to choose. I enjoy John Steinbeck's prose.
I also love Heinlein's early work.
I read The Girls with the Dragon Tattoo and thought it was pretty
I have a very broad taste in music. My favourite band is probably
Rush, or The Doobie Brothers. But I enjoy rock, jazz, folk,
Strapping Young Lad, Megadeth, Pantera etc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A guitar, rooibos, the great outdoors, philosophy, exercise,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I wasn't born in the roaring twenties.
You should message me if
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