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Sjschlag

29 Kansas City, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh self summary...

I really suck at talking about myself, and when I end up inevitably having to, I say too much about nothing really important.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I generally spend about two thirds of my day at work. When I am not slaving away for pennies, I draw some cool map drawings. I also am really good at hanging out with my cats. Whent it's nice out, you can find me on a bike.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the orange cat hair stuck to everything I own, and maybe that my glasses are crooked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read much, but I like reading about history.

I like most movies, even really bad ones. I watch some tv too when I feel like it.

I like most music too, but not really anything religious or popular.

Food is good too!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family, cats, glasses, bike, iPhone, pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I like to think I am more interesting than I actually am. I think it comes with being a white person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually on some urban adventure somewhere around Kansas City...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm one of those crazy people who likes trains. Shh don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You like cats
2. Own more than one bicycle and ride at least one of them on a regular basis
3. Like science fiction
4. You try to be honest about everything.

You don't have to meet all of these criteria, but it'd be nice