So no matter how you write these things, they make you come off pompous, aloof, stupid, or slutty. So lets see if I can come off as all 4 of them at the same time. :)
Just your every day guy that lives in Hollywood that is NOT involved in the entertainment industry. I love live music, (especially ska and punk), watching sports, going out with friends, trying new restaurants, and living life to its fullest. I also have a dorky side that loves video games, watching reality television, and having marathons of old t.v. shows on DVD.

But the best thing I can say about myself, is that I have many sides, enjoy many different things, and am not caught up solely in one scene. I could be at a political rally one moment, and a punk show the next. I could be watching the Dodger game while cooking dinner for friends. Life has so many different things to offer, and I do not let myself get pigeonholed into certain stereotypes that would prevent me from experiencing it all.

I work full time in sales. I have also been very involved in politics most of my life. It often takes up a large portion of time, depending on my level of involvement. With the 2008 election, the prop 8 protests, etc, it was most of my daily life for quite some time. However, I currently am taking a break from day to day involvement so that I can relax, and enjoy some much needed free time.

holding intelligent conversations, making new friends, finding the comedy in anything, making my friends laugh, and pissing off Republicans.

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• chrisjericho

Well, again, one of the questions that can make you look worse than you really are. Honestly, my tattoos. I have a lot of them, and they are all very well done. I am lucky to have been worked on by great artists. Tattoos are more than just body decoration to me. Each one I have has some type of a meaning, they aren't just things I thought would look cool. Besides that, I think they notice my unique sense of style. I don't live in one world, and I prevent myself from being beholden to the rules of any one scene. As a punk at heart, the sensibility of that scene plays out in my dress, but I have long since grown out of the stereotypical punk look as well. I like to consider my look "high class, couture, gay, punk." Okay, so I am only half serious with that, but what I am basically saying is, my individuality is noticed immediately. My striking good looks too, but I try and avoid being too vain. :)

Well lets see... lets take this in order...
Books -
I love to read, and have done so all my life. My high school English teacher is now a best selling author, who has even had two of his books become major Hollywood motion pictures. While I love the classics, I truly must say I am a huge Harry Potter nerd. I love legal thrillers, like Nancy Taylor Rosenberg and Scott Turrow, and I will read John Grisham when there aren't other options, but he always disappoints me with his inability to write an ending. I also love reading comical non-fiction memoirs.
The nerd side of me also reads political opinion as well as other non-fiction historical books. I think that all started when I got sent to the office in Junior High, and while waiting for the principal I started reading the only book there - The Warren Report. (Then again, I think that is fiction)

Movies -
Well first of all, my dork side must say Star Wars the holy trilogy, not the crappy new ones. I also love Kevin Smith's New Jersey series, off beat intelligent comedies, thought provoking dramas, and once in a while a horror film, but the plot has to be really good, not just blood and guts.
My favorite films of all time include Shawshank Redemption, The Breakfast Club, Clue, Saved, eXistenZ and a long list that includes blockbusters and indie films. I also love blockbuster superhero movies, but I must say both Spiderman 3 and X-men 3 were giant pieces of trash.

Music -
I apologize ahead of time, as most of you will either not have heard of any of these bands or will consider me a complete elitist. I love ska. It is a big part of my life. Many of my tattoos are ska related. I also love punk, and alternative rock. I don't like metal, and I can't stand people who think metal and punk are the same thing.
My favorite bands include Less Than Jake, Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, Five Iron Frenzy, Chris Murray Combo, The Specials, Madness, Social Distortion, Anti-Flag, and yes, I am not ashamed to say, I really do like Suburban Legends. Oh and if you refer to ska as punk with horns, you might want to run. :)

Food - Well like everything else in my life, besides music, my tastes vary. I love all types, and all quality levels. I love a 5 star dining experience with amazing flavors from a chef who understands what he or she is doing, but I also can sit and have a crappy, greasy taco from a local stand and love it. I love spicy, and defiantly lean towards the Asian and Mexican restaurants more than any others. I also try and stay healthy, so i have to be very picky, but I do cheat. :)

Ska, Ska, Ska, Ska, Ska and Ska.

But seriously, I could not do without my music (recorded and concerts), my friends, my smart-phone (I know), good conversation, sports, and hair product (you try and get a mohawk up without it.)

everything. Seriously. If there were cops watching my brain, I would have tickets for speeding, running a red light, driving on the wrong side of the road, making a u turn in the middle of the freeway, not signaling, signaling but not changing lanes, and thinking drunk. I think about so many different things, like when the next LTJ concert is, if my Clippers going to be players in the free agent market, and why this dumb lady on the other end of the phone at work doesn't understand what I am saying even though I've said it five times

recovering from work, taking a nap, and then gearing up for a great weekend. I could be out at a bar/club, at a concert, or just out to dinner with friends.

I am an open book. I'll answer any question, about anything. I am really not ashamed to say anything, from personal life, to those fun bedroom questions, to deepest darkest feelings about life, the universe, and everything (42.) Just ask.

you think we'd get a long, as friends, a date, something more, or something less. Take a chance, and see what happens. Truth be told, if you have made it this far, I really hope you would be interested in messaging me. Because if you think I am a total dick, asshole, pompous, unfunny loser, why would you still be reading this far into my profile? Actually if you do think those things about me and still read this far, message me too, so I could figure out why you continued to waste your time. :)