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22 Seattle, WA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My name is Mormon. My real name sounds just as fake so I use the one that sounds funnier.

I just moved to Seattle and I am mainly looking for new friends in the area, but if I message you and you live in a different state, I'm not drunkenly browsing the matches. Chances are I do want to hang out and we will regardless of location. I travel constantly.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm looking to escape this oppressive, capitalist system we are all forced into. Unfortunately being new in seattle, I need to abide by it for a bit longer. I embrace vehicle dwelling, off the gird living, squatting, and other forms of alternative living. Right now, I'm trying to find what completely works for me.

Other than bringing home the bacon, I use the flight benefits from my corporate gig to fly around. It gives the tramp in me a raging hard on. If I can't travel, I'm probably so baked I am hearing the color orange. Or drawing, art is what I think about nonstop. When I work, when I play, when I eat, and when I'm passed out in the street.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, reading people, judging character and intentions, Photoshop, pissing off the bourgeoisie.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The tattoos, the messy hair, I also talk with a stutter. Some notice it some dont.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Johnny hobo, chiodos, pat the bunny, leftöver crack, rise against, booze and glory, 7 seconds, fidlar, leper, crustina Aguilera trash talk, code orange kids, underminded, taking back sunday, rebelution, konu, slightly stoopid, kottonmouth kings, old firm casuals, discocks, bad engrish, atmosphere, grieves, old crow medicine show, days n daze, yes mam, rail yard ghosts, Riley coyote, hank the third, nofx.

This is England, Short Bus, Spun, Wrist cutters, slc punk, fear and loathing, American movie, fooly cooly, high school of the dead, gurren Lagan, ghost in the shell, soul eater, attack on titan, god bless America.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My backpack
2. A sketchpad
3. My skateboard
4. Beer
5. Awesome people
6. Good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does the guy living down the river really have it all wrong? If you think about it he is more free than the rest of us.

Also how are luxuries achieved in a currency free society as well as how anarchism can work on a larger scale than a single community.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rocking the 40oz
You should message me if
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You want to kick it with a crusty and go on hood rat adventures.

Also if:
-You like anime, video games, or any kind of nerdy shit.
-We have similar music taste.
-You are not a narcissist.
-You are open to alternative lifestyles such as squatting, dumpster diving, tramping, etc.
- If you don't list your briggs personality type without explaining it, I don't know what the fuck a FNJQ or a ENF3P# is, and I'm not going to dig to find out.