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Last online
Nov 25
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Has cats
My self-summary
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If you think Jeff Goldbum was sexy in Jurassic Park then maybe I will be sexy.

I really value time spent listening to music, reading books, putting on plays, and doing dumb internet stuff. I guess I'm holding fiercely onto my menagerie of niche literature, heightened-language theater, and oddity-seeking internet treasure hunts, because such hedonism is all I've ever known, and soon I'll have to get a job and become a member of the general public.

Instant turn-offs: People who are self-proclaimed nerds, people who are vocally against feminism, people who shout memes at me
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying theater and literature at SUNY Purchase College.
I do some acting and constantly worry about what I'm going to do when I leave school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't waste words. I only say things when I feel like my input will contribute. This sometimes leads to the dreaded "Why are you so quiet?" question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Franz Kafka, William S. Burroughs, André Gide, William Shakespeare, Guillaume Apollinaire, J.G. Ballard, Michael Moorcock, Harlan Ellison, William Carlos Williams.

Movies: Down by Law, Hellboy, Alien, Jacob's Ladder, Waiting for Guffman, The Elephant Man, Willard, Boogie Nights, Robocop, The Thing, The Fly, Escape from New York, House (1977), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Borat, everything Star Wars.

Anime: Devilman, Oruchuban Ebichu, Mobile Police Patlabor, Lupin III, Mobile Suit Gundam, Space Pirate Captain Harlock, Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo, Cromartie High School, Tetsujin 28-go (2004), Spirited Away, Akira.

Music: Tom Waits, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Momus, Leonard Cohen, Ulver, Big Black, Cabaret Voltaire, Electric Wizard, Donovan, Sébastien Tellier, Pentagram, Parallels, Manilla Road, Mr. Oizo, The Tiger Lillies, Peste Noire, Danzig.

Countless other things. I'm more consumer than man.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spending time alone is important, since that's what enables me to do more hanging out.
I love reading my edition of Shakespeare's complete works since it's a good timesink and it convinces me that I'm becoming a better actor.
I start to feel weird after having spent a few days without listening to the music I like.
And I start to feel real grimy after a day or two without a shower.

Six feels arbitrary, so I'll leave it at four for now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be an efficient undergrad. How to get off my parents' dole once I graduate. Dreaming about the fantasy of stage/voice acting for a living.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
While at school: doing radio theater.
While at home: having fun on INTERNET
You should message me if
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You can deal with the possibility of me accidentally writing a lot and being generally ramble-y. Or, alternatively, not really knowing what to say and being brief.

Also, if you can watch something cheesy like Elfen Lied or Hellboy or Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula in total reverence and awe.