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24 London, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Imperial student that spends more time in the Union than in the University itself. Part time newspaper editor, full time tweeter and committed fantasist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good question...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people's Kindles over their shoulders on the tube discreetly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My personality! No, usually that I am about two feet high.

Apparently I am quite loud but I think I generally sway towards people in life that are particularly hard of hearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything where the main protagonist is particularly narcissistic.

Basically Mean Girls. If I tire of this, Lord of the Rings but only for the scenes with that orc with another orc stuck to his head.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Diet coke, my phone, my straighteners, using sarcasm as a means to get laughs in large social circles, dry wit, diet coke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if I had actually done a humanities degree instead of Biology. Would I be on this site? Yeah probably, but would be more open about my attempts to write poetry and paint deep and meaningful images.

If I do manage to trick people into thinking I am funnier and cleverer than I actually am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not going to lie, probably inebriated, in bed, or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once lied in a tutorial that I had webbed feet because I couldn't think of a fun fact about myself quick enough.

For the record, I do not have webbed toes.

My tutor still thinks I do to this day however and I am scared she is going to mention them in any references she writes for me.
You should message me if
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You wear jumpers. I fucking love knitwear.

If you think Avatar was overrated.

You have a imgur/ twitter account.