Imperial student that spends more time in the Union than in the
University itself. Part time newspaper editor, full time tweeter
and committed fantasist.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Reading people's Kindles over their shoulders on the tube
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality! No, usually that I am about two feet high.
Apparently I am quite loud but I think I generally sway towards
people in life that are particularly hard of hearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything where the main protagonist is particularly
Basically Mean Girls. If I tire of this, Lord of the Rings but only
for the scenes with that orc with another orc stuck to his head.
The six things I could never do without
Diet coke, my phone, my straighteners, using sarcasm as a means to get laughs in large social circles, dry wit, diet coke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if I had actually done a humanities degree instead of Biology.
Would I be on this site? Yeah probably, but would be more open
about my attempts to write poetry and paint deep and meaningful
If I do manage to trick people into thinking I am funnier and
cleverer than I actually am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not going to lie, probably inebriated, in bed, or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once lied in a tutorial that I had webbed feet because I couldn't
think of a fun fact about myself quick enough.
For the record, I do not have webbed toes.
My tutor still thinks I do to this day however and I am scared she
is going to mention them in any references she writes for me.
You should message me if
You wear jumpers. I fucking love knitwear.
If you think Avatar was overrated.
You have a imgur/ twitter account.