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Skettonyourface

23 London, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 13
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

My self-summary

Imperial student that spends more time in the Union than in the University itself. Part time newspaper editor, full time tweeter and committed fantasist.

What I’m doing with my life

Good question...

I’m really good at

Reading people's Kindles over their shoulders on the tube discreetly.

The first things people usually notice about me

My personality! No, usually that I am about two feet high.

Apparently I am quite loud but I think I generally sway towards people in life that are particularly hard of hearing.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Anything where the main protagonist is particularly narcissistic.

Basically Mean Girls. If I tire of this, Lord of the Rings but only for the scenes with that orc with another orc stuck to his head.

The six things I could never do without

Diet coke, my phone, my straighteners, using sarcasm as a means to get laughs in large social circles, dry wit, diet coke.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What if I had actually done a humanities degree instead of Biology. Would I be on this site? Yeah probably, but would be more open about my attempts to write poetry and paint deep and meaningful images.

If I do manage to trick people into thinking I am funnier and cleverer than I actually am.

On a typical Friday night I am

Not going to lie, probably inebriated, in bed, or both.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I once lied in a tutorial that I had webbed feet because I couldn't think of a fun fact about myself quick enough.

For the record, I do not have webbed toes.

My tutor still thinks I do to this day however and I am scared she is going to mention them in any references she writes for me.

You should message me if

You wear jumpers. I fucking love knitwear.

If you think Avatar was overrated.

You have a imgur/ twitter account.

The two of us

All questions

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 13
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English