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SkimboJack

41 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I was born a rich white orphan with a full set of teeth and my own chain of discount liposuction clinics. Lost it all at the track.
What I’m doing with my life
For money, I'm a digital pooper scooper for an ad agency, not my "dream" job but, it's good pay and allows me enough free time to do what I really like doing.
I’m really good at
Sitting, standing, eating, drinking, breathing, music, cooking, photography, smoking in bed, running with scissors and fishing toast out of the toaster with a fork.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a face and I'm clothed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: Science fiction, non fiction about drug addled musicians, drunk poetry and anything else that makes my brain think and feel differently that reading this makes you feel right now.

Cinema: Movies that make me think, laugh, think about laughing or laugh about thought.

Music: Rock/pop from 1965-1975. Jazz from 1955-1975 and anything else that makes my pants tight.

Food: Almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Air
Water
Food/Drink
A place to live
A bed
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I paid really good money to not think about this so, that's whatever I said there for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
...dead. I'm usually resurrected on Saturday or at the very latest Sunday. I don't have a Jesus complex though, I'm not really into the whole being nailed to two pieces of wood, wood is too much of a precious resource to be nailing folks to it these days.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
A) You like bacon.
B) You like me.
C) You like beer.
D) All of the above.

P.S. If you "like" me on this site, send me a message, because OKstupid won't tell me who you are unless I pay for A-list status.