I am hilarious, insightful, and tenacious.
My Self-Summary
I'm not your average girl by any means...I march to my own
syncopated beat, meaning I am predictably unpredictable. I love to
make people laugh, it's my juice, therefore, my life's work! For
money I float from cubicle to cubicle as a professional job
seeker/temp office bitch. Hey...if nothing else is super stable in
my life, at least I try to make sure my paycheck is! I love
fiercely, I am tenacious and ridiculous. You might never know how
you'll feel with me, but one thing is for sure: you will never be
bored!
DISCLAIMER: I feel like I need to clarify something. While I am a
very sexual and passionate person, I am not on this website to find
hook ups. If I wanted that I would be on adultfriendfinder, or I
could just walk down the street! Just because I have a "cleavage"
shot doesn't mean I need a thousand men throwing their penises my
way! I am multifaceted, and if I am lucky enough to find a good guy
online, he will be entitled to all aspects of me, including my
sexuality. If you're not down to get to know me as a person, please
move on. Thanks for playing!
Also, please move on if you meet any of the following
criteria:
You have HERPES
You smoke cigarettes
You equate not wanting to make out on the first date with
frigidity
You say "i took you out to show you that i would" and expect to
score points somehow
You have some weird sexual crap goin on (you know who you
are)
Ok, now I just sound like a bitch...I can be that too! (But I'd
rather just have fun and be silly. Or serious. Or neutral. Just not
bitchy.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to school so I don't have to force myself into a mold
every day!
I’m really good at
I love to sing, and yeah, I'm pretty good. I'm also good at my job.
Not to mention sex...I'm way good at that *lol*
The first things people usually notice about me
My boobs...they're circus like...GINORMOUS. And then they notice my
not so quiet voice...and my loud laugh.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love to read good stories. I love indie film...and documentaries.
As for music, I LOVE LOVE LOVE trance. I also listen to rock...and
Latin Pop. Yeah, I said Latin Pop.
The six things I could never do without
My family, my fur family (2 kittehs and the best doggie ever),
humor, my voice, and...hmmm, let's see...money. Yep, gotta have it.
Oh wait, one more: SEX. 'Nuff said.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My family, my ambitions, sex, what's next, who's next...ways to
improve.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I sometimes annoy even myself.
You should message me if
You wanna laugh out loud lotsa times!