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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 6, 2014
Hispanic / Latin
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mostly, I'm a dynamic combination of fun and funny.

I do better with the other prompts, I promise.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a transportation engineer, which means I design roads and make fancy spreadsheets while gchatting with friends.

This also happens: at my favorite bars for drinks; watching sports (Spurs! Cowboys!); playing them; reading sometimes; playing music all the time; and rapping. Yeah, this engineering nerd raps. I've been recognized by random people from YouTube videos I've make... I try not to let the slight celebrity go to my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Excel spreadsheets -- VLOOKUP is my favorite function.
Shooting three-pointers -- I am the Jason Terry of pick-up basketball, and as a Spurs fan, I disgust myself.
Creating brackets -- I rank everything, and make my friends pick their favorite things elimination style. The Disney bracket and Austin Burger bracket were especially controversial.

I'm also more than passable at the music and sports portions of trivia night; Risk, and Settlers of Catan; referencing song lyrics or movie lines for lols; calculating tips; using all caps in a timely manner to maximize a laugh; making playlists; putting money in a jukebox; being a jukebox; punning.

I think I'm okay at filling out these profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are my sweet jeans. And that I make them laugh. Stop looking at my jeans.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Super passionate about music. I don't have any of my radio presets programmed, but I have playlists for everything. I'm currently working on a vinyl collection to include my favorite album of each year from 1967 (The Beatles, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) to 2012 (Kendrick Lamar, good kid, m.A.A.d city).

I love going to shows, so we should talk about that. On deck: Best Coast, Kendrick Lamar, ACL, FFFF, FPSF.

My taste in movies is terrible. Let me show you! My top three movies are: (1) The Naked Gun (RIP Leslie Nielson), (2) Short Circuit 2 (yes, the sequel, not the original), and (3) Dumb & Dumber.

Okay, it's not that bad. I also really enjoy the Pixar movies, 80s movies featuring Eddie Murphy, documentaries, and I'm a huge sucker for rom-coms. For real, let's watch 500 Days of Summer or Clueless RIGHT NOW.

Books: mostly analytical or sports related. Malcolm Gladwell, Nassim Nicholas Taleb, Bill Simmons, and Chuck Klosterman are my current favorites. Also, the dudes at Freakonomics have an awesome blog and podcast. I charge my Nook often.

TV: The Wire, LOST, Chappelle's Show, and anything produced by Larry David. Currently, shows featuring Brian Cranston cooking meth, and Zooey Deschanel being quirky are must-sees.

Food: Mexican. Like me. Except beans. I'm the worst Mexican ever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Jamba Juice
2. Vodka (to pour inside Jamba Juice)
4. Microsoft Excel
5. Music (duh)
6. Brackets/lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Spreadsheets. Obviously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a place with a liquor license and a good jukebox. I make good use of my couch too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a cat. She has a glittery gold collar.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a partner in concert-going, basketball-watching, feet-dancing, and/or whiskey drinking.