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SkipThisOne

26 / M / Straight / Single

DeKalb, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:33pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
This is my profile. Below are facts and jokes.

Has everyone on this site been to a renaissance faire except for me?

"Excuse me waiter! One bag of self confidence, please. And a shot. One shot, please."

Ingredients: Apple Juice (Water, Juice Concentrate)
Ascorbic Acid (VitaminC), Malic Acid. This Product Is Pasteurized 100% Vitamin C No Sugar Added. Product of Arkansas.

Other screenname options were: TeamEdward420 -or- LALooksHairGel69.

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I have a stupid ugly face. ™
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished my Master's Degree in Media Studies/Documentary film at Northern Illinois University. I'm maybe going to get an MFA next, because I'm looking to be a white stereotypical overly educated middle class male.

To pay my bills I'm currently a web designer and videographer for the College of Education at NIU.

I'm currently working on pre-production for my next documentary: a look at LGBT life and oppression in Arkansas. I also have this idea where I'll go on dates from okCupid and film them and make a very sad/happy autobiographical doc. Is it ok if I bring a camera on our date?

I spend a lot of time meditating.
I’m really good at
Clothing and feeding myself? Feeding my cat. I do that every morning without fail. I also know too much trivia about every pop cultural thing on the planet. I try to be very self aware.

Time Travel.

I'm really good at being sexually confused when I look at Joseph Gordan Levitt.

Self deprecation in the most hilarious of ways.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my slightly southern accent. I grew up in Arkansas. It's fading away slowly (if you hate it). But it's charming (if you like it). Here is some information on my homestate.
CLICK ME FOR ANOTHER JOKE →

My stupid ugly face.™ That's a reused joke from the 'My Self-Summary' section.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES:
Melancholia, My Neighbor Totoro, Lost in Translation, GHOSTBUSTERS, Mary and Max, Wet Hot American Summer, Beetlejuice, The Fifth Element, Garden State, Moonrise Kingdom, Garden State, High Fidelity, Being John Malkovich, Winnebago Man, From Dusk Til Dawn, Gasland, Marwencol, Vampire's Kiss (but not really).

TV:
DOCTOR WHO, Dexter, The Daily Show, Star Trek, The X-Files, It's Always Sunny, Stella, The State, Kids in the Hall, Freaks and Geeks, Party Down, Sherlock, Peep Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Michael and Michael have Issues, The Mighty Boosh, Pete and Pete, Community, Home Movies, Breaking Bad, Wilfred, Mad Men. And True Blood, because I occasionally have bad decision making skills.

MUSIC:
"All types of music! Ryan, she must be like an expert on music!"
- Wlifred ♫♫♫♫♫♫

Man or Astro-Man?, Hey Rosetta!, Pixies, The Cure, The Flaming Lips, The Replacements, Classical, Best Coast, The Smashing Pumpkins, Toro Y Moi, Weezer, The Aquabats, The Shins, Simon and Garfunkel, Blink-182 (older), Green Day (older), Miracle Legion, Something Corporate, Rilo Kiley, Motion City Soundtrack,Nick Drake, Drake, Mos Def, The Drums, Faded Paper Figures, Death Cab for Cutie, Great Lake Swimmers, Brand New, The Babies, Mind Spiders, Guided by Voices, LCD Soundsystem.

CHECK OUT MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST →

BOOKS:
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Slaughterhouse-Five, Franny and Zooey, The Sociopath Next Door, You are Psychic!, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Better Off Without 'Em: A Northern Manifesto for Southern Secession (because I think the South should be broken off and sunk into the Gulf of Mexico. Sans Florida. They have a season to wrap up of Dexter and I want to return to Disney World at some point. So I guess just keep it and make it an island. Science can handle that, right?)

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!” - John Waters. Granted...make sure you check around for a kindle first.

FOOD:
I'M SO HUNGRY.
The six things I could never do without
The ability to avoid my parents.
Cheesecake.
Camera.
H&M.
All the coffee.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
How we interact in very weird ways sometimes. And how I can make a better grilled cheese sandwich.

And food. I want a burrito so bad right now I might not finish this senten--

Why I can't get better at the mandolin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Routine breeds depression.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Babies freak me out. And not in like a male, responsibility phobia kind of way.

Their skulls are not completely fused and their knee caps don't develop until later. Why would they come out of the oven half done? I don't understand it. WTF.

Also....the Universe it too big. I have a panic attack thinking about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
PLEASE DON'T CATFISH ME.

You would like to give me lots of money.

You can help make the conversation I have with you not be the equivalent of this: Big Gulps, Huh? →

You are laid back.

You are a courier and have a message for me from some time traveler stuck in the 1840s. Hope you bet that I existed in that office pool!

You are a stand up comedian and want to take me under your wing.

You don't mind that I was married from 22 t a few months ago. I throw it out now because it gets it out of the way. We just weren't done cooking as people before we got hitched. Plus everyone in the south said it was a great idea!

You don't mind my stupid ugly face™. Comedy rule of three.

You didn't put 'That I'm on OkCupid' in the 'Most Private thing I'm willing to admit' section.

You realize that I don't actually think I have a stupid ugly face.™