..hold on, isn't everything below this my self-summary? Or am I supposed to make an even more summarized text about myself? I'm gonna end up writing far too much, aren't I?
Yup.

I like weird things and strange people, I enjoy photography, music and comedy. I love animals.
I consider myself to be ever so slightly socially retarded.

I work as an instrument technician, at one of Statoil's natural gas processing plants.

I have the attention span of a dead cat, but with sufficient motivation or influence, I'll easily focus the shit out of my task.
Around the right person, I can also be pretty hyper, but you might need to force that out at first.

My brains decides it works best at 4 in the morning, or when stressed, as deadlines and pressure to finish something really doesn't phase me much. I'm punctual, I just don't worry about it.

I like urban exploration. Finding beauty in abandoned homes, deserted factories and forgotten areas of town.

I enjoy walking around town in the middle of the night, taking photographs. Seeing the moonlit town, without all those pesky humans walking about.
I like to make people laugh. And cuddle. Cuddling is awesome.

I'm considering moving to another country, possibly the UK, but I'm open to ideas.

I'm also going to Holland this summer, early July!

RGLD

Eat, sleep, work, conquer.
(Not necessarily in that order)
My current schedule looks pretty much like that. (With less conquering) But I'd like to travel a whole lot more.
Oh, and I play League of Legends. (Add: Luciferi)

Sleeping. Coincidentally, also: Not sleeping.
Delivering sarcastic remarks.
Filling out these boxes. (See above)
Eh, I dunno. Computers? Games? Wizardry?
Cooking!
Camping?

People usually don't notice me.
I'm really quiet.

Used to be my very long hair, but I hacked it all off.
Possibly my blue eyes.

Actually, you're the one doing the noticing, you tell me! D:

I love sushi. I'll eat pretty much anything, though, and like to cook (more for others than myself).

I love fantasy/sci-fi, Lord of the Rings, Dexter, The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, House M.D., Adventure Time, The Office, Monty Python, Regular Show

Tarantino and Stephen King.

I love reading, I'll read just about anything, but I'm trying to get through Silmarillion (So many names to keep track of!) right now! As well as Invisible Monsters (audio, while not being able to read)

Some authors of mention would be Tolkien, Melvin Burgess, Thomas Harris, Dan Brown, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins.

I like learning, especially about the universe. I do love me a good documentary with Hawking, DeGrasse or Sagan. Even some of Morgan Freeman's "Through the Wormhole", because, let's face it, Morgan Freeman is awesome.

I used to be really into black metal, but with time, my interest has shifted more towards much calmer, often instrumental music, even ambient electronic and atmospheric music.
I still love black metal, though.
My musical preference is faaar too wide to write about here, but I'm down for discussing music!
Anything from ambient, atmospheric, folk, gypsy, classical, rock, lounge, psychedelic, dubstep (chillstep), drone.. I could go on D:

My favorite musician is Steven Wilson (Solo and with his various acts).

A few artists I favor, of various genres (not in any particular order): Sigur Rós, Biosphere, Gogol Bordello, Dub FX, Wintersun, Deftones, Kaizers Orchestra, Summoning, Immortal, Anaal Nathrakh, God is an Astronaut, Carbon Based Lifeforms, Madrugada, Judas Priest, Wardruna, The High Kings, Nirvana, The Pixies, Radiohead.. err, there's a lot. Discuss/exchange band names and music with me, I can probably name something within every genre that I'll listen to.

I love photography, trying to get out more to put my camera to good use, want to get into astrophotography, I just need a proper telescope.
I love astronomy (NOT astrology, mind you)
I love mythology and ancient history, attend viking festivals and love to dress for the occasion (see attached photo)

I also like gaming, but lately I've ran out of time and well.. games that interest me a whooole lot, so it isn't something I do much of anymore. I currently pass time with League of Legends, and the occasional murderspree in Borderlands 2 or Fallout: N.V.

I'm adding another favorite X to list; Comedians!
I love comedy, a lot, and I think it deserves a mention.
My favorite comedians are as follows, in no particular order, other than when they pop into my head:

Billy Connolly
George Carlin
Mitch Hedberg
Bill Hicks
Dylan Moran
Eddie Izzard
Bill Bailey
Katt Williams
Louis C.K.
Nikki Payne!

Something to fiddle with, my hands get easily bored.
Nature, nothing like the serenity of woodlands.
A good read, to escape once in a while.
Animal companionship, I love animals.
Good food, see: Sushi.
Music, eargasms.
Sleep.

The universe. No, really. I love me the shit out of some black holes, and no matter how much I read about it, the vastness continues to fuck my brain.

What to do in a post-apocalyptic scenario!

In dire need of something to do, to justify my existence. Wait, no, that would be silly.
Reading, watching movies or documentaries, listening to music, being obedient to my feline overlords.

If I visit your profile without leaving a message, it's probably because you're cute and I'm shy.

I think I have social anxiety. I'm not sure. I can be around people, I just prefer not to or to at least be around people I'm comfortable with.

Why? For the glory of Satan, of course!
If you noticed there are 7 things I "can't live without".
You actually read all that. Really. Even I find myself discouraged, when proofreading!
If you're 420 friendly, that's a bonus!
If you prefer chilling at home (with or without a few good friends) to partying with a bunch of people, we might get along.

But no, really, you probably shouldn't.