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Skookumasaurus

28 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Slightly shabby, deeply funny, unintentionally arty plaid-bedecked Seattlite seeking new relationships, friendships, or hilariously tragic stories for collection.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working, volunteering, and wondering what to do next. I work in a retirement home kitchen, which I like doing. I get to hang out with old people and hear their dirty jokes. Your grandmas have filthy minds. I'm taking classes online, which is productive but not as enjoyable as the classroom. And I'm searching around for the next job, hopefully one with a little more creative outlet for me. Until then, I'm writing and making bad comic books for my own amusement.
I’m really good at
Dry punch lines. I have super Jewish guilt powers. Cooking. Karaoke. [not actually good at karaoke]
The first things people usually notice about me
CURLS. So many curls. PLAID. So many plaid shirts. JOKES. So many [bad] jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Current favorite authors/writers are Studs Terkel, Terry Pratchett, Michael Chabon, David Sedaris, and Sarah Vowell. Don Quixote has always been a favorite book of mine, and I have a weakness for Neil Gaiman.

Movies, Harold and Maude always gets on the list. Raising Ned Devine. The Producers may be one of the greatest movies ever made. And Raising Arizona. All hail the Coen Brothers. I particularly love animation and the possibilities it offers, so the Pixar canon, the Lion King, The Secret of Kells, Wallace and Gromit, the Triplets of Belleville... boy, I just listed a bunch of kid's movies. Guess I'm still a kid.

Music-wise I have an almost unhealthy obsession with Tom Waits. I'm a big fan of Iron & Wine, The Mountain Goats, Bon Iver... standard issue Seattle Hipster. I look for storytelling in whatever I listen to, and country, jazz, rock, and hip hop are all in my collection.

Food. Here's the fun stuff. My comfort food is a weird blend of Yiddish, Greek, and Italian cuisine. My last meal would depend on my mood, but latkes, gnocchi, and Shepard's Pie would all be contenders. Oh, and a Reuben. Dear lord, those are great achievements in the sandwich arts. I've been eating healthier lately, but as you can see above, my heritage built me for carbs, not salads. Winter means I eat soup and bread more than anything else.
The six things I could never do without
1. Wine. Let's be honest here.
2. Italian food. What would be the point of living?
3. Laughter. Stranded on a desert island, I would build a comedy club from bamboo and palm fronds, populate it with coconuts, and cry backstage because they heckled me.
4. Coffee. There is no way I could build a primitive comedy club without first finding a source of caffeine on the island.
5. Google. Who the hell knows where they keep the coffee?
6. Civilization. Let's face it, I'm never going to make it on a desert island. I'd be a sobbing, sober, under-caffeinated wreck, begging the seagulls to kill me before the the coconuts shattered my dreams. While I'm aware that there apparently are places in the world where one can't find a decent cappuccino, I'd rather not live there. It would be inconvenient to refill the flask that often.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Social justice. Cartoons. Philosophy. Coffee. The things I would use a TARDIS for [mostly sleeping]. What to do next with my life. Trees.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, doodling in a bar, or going for long[ish] walks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm trying online dating. I still think Mr. Rogers is the greatest American to have ever lived. I don't really like pictures of myself.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a lawyer for an eccentric billionaire who has left all his possessions to me. You are a Time Lord. You are a representative of Star Fleet. You would like to option this profile as a major motion picture. Or if you'd like to get coffee or a drink with me.