SkunkhairJones
36 Manassas, VA
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My self-summary
Awesome guy looking for an awesome girl that wants to do awesome things together. I'm dorky, hilarious, sometimes an idiot, sometimes a genius, and I have cute dimples. I'm shirtless pic-free. Not a lumber jack and not tall. I do some nerdy things, but not alarmingly so. I have a tendency to be a night owl. But I can also wake up at the butt-crack of dawn. I also know how to use the proper your, you're, they're, their, and there.
What I’m doing with my life
I chose a career in retail management because apparently I'm a masochist. It keeps me on my toes because it uses both my business management skills and I get to lift heavy things.

When I'm not managing leadership guy I dabble in photography. Spend time with my son. Try to find some motivation to get back to bicycling and complete another century ride. And help run a nationally recognized supporter group for D.C. United.
I’m really good at
Singing showtunes at the top of the my lungs in my car. I have put on full one-man productions. I have a love of theatre which is where my love of attention comes from.

I'm also fluent in the languages of pop culture and internet memes.

I can deliver a well-timed joke like nobody's business.

Business acumen.

Lifting things and putting them back down again.

Navigation.

Acting like I know what I'm doing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dimples. They're cute. Dimples are always cute. If you disagree then you must hate babies. It's the only logical reasoning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Spoon River Anthology
Angels In America
RENT
Hedwig And The Angry Inch
Jesus Christ Superstar
Chicken
BBC
Nights at the theatre
Beatles
Portishead
Rapcore (yeah, I know, I'm still living in the 90s)
Reddit
D.C. United
Arsenal
Steak
Hamilton
Lin Manuel Miranda
Reddit
The Wild Party
Blockhead radio on Pandora
90's music.
The six things I could never do without
-An outlet for my commentary on a subject. It's funny and I need someone to hear it, dammit!
-Someone who will always understand my humor
-Being told that I'm an idiot and I'm wrong. Sometimes.
-My bicycle (I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman. All I want to do is BICYCLE!)
-My memory of every single song lyric that I currently know.
-A good pair of socks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1: Why do checks even exist any more? We are this close to transferring money via telepathy and people still write checks at the store.
2: How could I have done that better? I constantly want to do better.
3: How I desperately want a giant sinkhole to appear at a Trump rally.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or playing some games online with some of my best friends who are now scattered about the country. It's my decompress mode. Or perhaps going out and enjoying a local beer. Netflixing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once saw this lady trip on something and face plant the floor. Instead of rushing to her aid I literally ran because I could not stop laughing. Visually it was hilarious to me. Don't worry though, I already know my table is reserved in hell.
You should message me if
You like substance. Conversation that organically grows into a date or more. Or perhaps you just need some arm candy for that wedding you were invited to. You want to get schooled in local beer. You can school me in local beer. No one goes into a date thinking this is the one that will grow in to a LTR. It's something that is explored and discovered. Let's go exploring.
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