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SkylerDear

25 F Nashville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Im a musician.
I am a funeral director.
I am just another redneck, country girl no matter what I look like.
If it ain't country, I'm not listening and if I can't wear my cowboy boots, I'm not going.
I like cigarettes, whiskey, vintage shops, and sleezy dive bars.
I want to go to the rodeo. I want to go honky tonkin'.
I'm pretty heavily tattooed with my septum pierced.
I love animals.
I'm an off and on college student.
I'm all about the honky tonk.
My bedroom looks like a library with a bed in it.
If you don't read books, we probably won't get along.
I love to go out and two step at honky tonks!
I love classic cars and going to car shows!
My dog, Jesco White, is a rescued Texas Heeler who I love with all my heart and I can't wait to rescue a bloodhound sister for him. Yes, Her name will be Sue Bob!
I have some very strange hobbies.
My daily driver is a 1959 Ford Fairlane.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm originally from Oklahoma, with a lot of time spent living in Arkansas and Texas as a child, but I ran out of there as soon as possible and I have lived all over since then! For about a year I was in Washington, then two years in Los Angeles, CA, then a year in Austin, TX, then back to Oklahoma City, and then I got my dream job so I had to move back to LA but it turned out to be a nightmare so here I am in Nashville. I am finishing my degree and playing as much music as I can!
My dream is to buy a big plot of land and start a farm animal rescue with a whole grip of animals, farming, and an off the grid life.
Also, I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
I’m really good at
Adventures.
Cooking.
Picking the best songs on the jukebox.
Putting on make up inside a moving car.
Tattooing myself while hammered drunk.
Drinking booze.
Making and eating mac and cheese.
Swallowing swords.
Finding the best antiques in the strangest places.
Cursing.
Doing grown up stuff like paying my bills and not getting arrested.
Playing "Name that tune".
Driving a huge car with no power steering, drum breaks, and no seat belts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get a lot of silly women saying "I love your dress!" and men say the same thing but they're just looking at my boobles.
I also hear "I like your tats!" quite often, then I punch them in the ear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - My library is always growning and I'm constantly adding to my book collection but I will give you some of the best: Holy Anorexia-The Eating Disorders of the Saints, Eating Animals, Charles Manson Now, Helter Skelter, Severed, Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America, Role Models, The American Funeral, On the Road, The Jungle, The American Way of Death, The Nazi's and the Occult, Eating Animals, Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone?, War Against the Weak, The Black Dahlia Files, Chew On This, Everything is Illuminated, Shock Value, American Skin, Gone with the wind, Hells Angel, Severed, America's Most Hated Woman: The Life and Gruesome Death of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, The Life and Times of Little Richard, The Cult of the Virgin Mary, The Bad Popes, The Black Dahlia Avenger, Stoned Naked and Looking in My Neighbors Window, Ham On Rye, Naked Lunch, anything Hunter S. Thompson.

Music - Outlaw Country, Classic Country, Alt Country, Punk, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Hillbilly: The Carlisles, Lead Belly, Truckstop Honeymoon, Lucero, Hank III, Jamey Johnson, Kitty Wells, Loretta Lynn, Drag The River, The Kids, Woody Guthrie, Unknown Hinson, The Stooges, X, RL Burnside, Velvet Underground, Turnpike Troubadours, The Pogues, CCR, Three Blue Teardrops, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Zombie Ghost Train, Whitey Morgan and the 78s, Jerry Lee Lewis, Leftover Crack, G. G. Allin, Gun Club, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, Chop Tops, Tilly and the Wall, Jason Boland, JB and the Moonshine Band, Tennis, Flogging Molly, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Scott H. Biram, Shooter Jennings, The Tossers, Gogol Bordello, The Carter Family, The Louvin Brothers, Nekromantix, Three Bad Jacks, Koffin Kats, Wanda Jackson, Janis Martin, George Jones, Lenny and the Piss Poor Boys, Emmylou Harris, Dead Kennedys, Dropkick Murphys, Conor Oberst, Brother Claude Ely, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Old Crow Medicine Show, Southern Culture on the Skids, Dwight Yoakam, Nashville Pussy, Whispertown3000, Dolly Parton, Two Cow Garage, Drive By Truckers, Mumford and Sons, Reverend Horton Heat, Fear, The Knitters, The Avett Brothers, Larry and his Flask, Mississippi John Hurt, Son House, The Dough Rollers, Austin Lucas, Portishead, Gregory and the Hawk, Wayne Hancock, Junior Brown, Whitey Morgan, .357 String Band, Devil Makes Three, Dale Watson, Pistol Annies, JB Beverly, James Hunnicut, Randy Travis, The God Damn Gallows, Audra Mae, Bright Eyes, White Ghost Shivers, Iggy Pop, Merle Haggard, Jim Kweskin Jug Band, Toy Dolls, Dead Milkmen.

Movies - Live Freaky Die Freaky, Mi Vida Loca, Sunset Boulevard, Desperate Living, Confessions of R. Crumb, Polyester, The Bad Seed, Cry Baby, Crumb, American History X, Year of the Dog, O Brother Where Art Thou, Vixen, The Cove, Barton Fink, Amelie, Romper Stomper, This is England, Crazy Heart, True Grit, How the West Was Won, Texas Woman, They Live!, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Everything is Illuminated, Pink Flamingos, Urban Cowboy, Seven Chances, The General, The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, Fido, Song of the South, Last Man on Earth, Pure Country, Full Metal Jacket, Rest in Pieces: Joe Coleman, The Bad Seed, Collectors, American Movie, Seven Changes, Sally and the Stardust, Showgirls, Hated, Rosemary's Baby, Cannibal: The Musical, This Is England, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Gidget, Gone With The Wind, Urban Cowboy, Polyester, Female Trouble, Shadow Riders, American Splendor, McClintock.

Food - Mac and Cheese, spinach, mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Jesco White.
Old Timey Music.
Books.
Old lady furniture.
My Glasses.
My chart toppin' family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Why do people think my Buster Keaton tattoo is a) Hank Williams b) My Grandpa

2. What the heck is my dog looking at?

3. Where is that dress that I wore to that concert in August 2010 in Seattle? (The date and city changes from time to time)

4. Is that a scuff on the fairlane? Wait, is it a scuff or dirt? Either way, where's my flat black rattle can?

5. Did you hear that? I think it was a ghost!
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk on a porch smoking cigarettes, playing mandolin, singing, and shooting off guns indiscriminately.
At night I become a perfect mix of Early Cuyler and Hunter S. Thompson.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will pop your acne and love it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're tall and we actually have things in common.

Lets save us both some time, please do not message me if: you are under 6 feet tall, you do not type in full sentences, you listen to terrible music ( just a few examples are Korn, Slipknot, ICP, Nickelback, rap of any kind, pop radio etc) feel free to look at my music section before you message me, you own tap out or affliction clothing, you live with your parents, you do not have a job, you do not own any books, you sag your pants, you have children that you don't see or support, you are just looking for sex, you are high most of your life, and finally, please do not message me if the only thing you can come up with is some lame, douche bag comment like "I love your ink" or "Your tats are awesome", for 2 reasons, the first being that I have tattoos, calling it a nick name only makes you sound like an asshole and my skin crawl, second, I did not ask your opinion when I chose these tattoos so I really don't give a flying fart about your two cents now.
-NO sexual deviants!
-NO married men!
-NO younger guys!
-NO jobless wonders!
-NO deadbeat fathers!
-NO drunks/drug addicts!
-NO mental disorders!

I know, I sound like a jerk, but I know what I am looking for and I do not want to waste anyones time.
Thanks :)