I work in the funeral industry when I'm off the road.
I am a true country girl.
If I can't wear my cowboy boots, I'm not going.
I want to go to the rodeo. I want to go honky tonkin'.
I'm pretty heavily tattooed with my septum pierced.
I love animals.
I'm an off and on college student.
I'm all about the honky tonk.
My bedroom looks like a library with a bed in it.
If you don't read books, we probably won't get along.
I love classic cars and going to car shows!
My dog, Jesco White, is a rescued Texas Heeler who I love with all my heart and I can't wait to rescue a bloodhound sister for him. Yes, Her name will be Sue Bob!
I have some very strange hobbies.
My daily driver is a 1959 Ford Fairlane.
I drink in a different town nearly every night. (If you know that song lyric, we can be friends!)
My dream is to buy a big plot of land and start a farm animal rescue with a whole grip of animals, farming, and an off the grid life.
Also, I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
Picking the best songs on the jukebox.
Putting on make up inside a moving car.
Making and eating mac and cheese.
Finding the best antiques in the strangest places.
Doing grown up stuff like paying my bills and not getting arrested.
Playing "Name that tune".
Driving a huge car with no power steering, drum breaks, and no seat belts.
I also hear "I like your tats!" quite often, then I punch them in the ear.
Music - Outlaw Country, Classic Country, Alt Country, Punk, Rockabilly, Hillbilly: The Carlisles, Lead Belly, Truckstop Honeymoon, Lucero, Hank III, Jamey Johnson, Kitty Wells, Loretta Lynn, Drag The River, The Kids, Woody Guthrie, Garth Brooks, George Strait, Kenny Rogers, Conway Twitty, Tanya Tucker, Ricky Van Shelton, Reba McEntire, Pam Tellis, Unknown Hinson, Jason Boland, Stoney LaRue, The Stooges, X, RL Burnside, Velvet Underground, Turnpike Troubadours, The Pogues, CCR, Three Blue Teardrops, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Zombie Ghost Train, Jackson Taylor, Jerry Lee Lewis, Leftover Crack, G. G. Allin, Gun Club, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, Chop Tops, Tilly and the Wall, Jason Boland, JB and the Moonshine Band, Tennis, Flogging Molly, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Scott H. Biram, Shooter Jennings, The Tossers, Gogol Bordello, The Carter Family, The Louvin Brothers, Nekromantix, Three Bad Jacks, Koffin Kats, Wanda Jackson, Janis Martin, George Jones, Lenny and the Piss Poor Boys, Emmylou Harris, Dead Kennedys, Dropkick Murphys, Conor Oberst, Brother Claude Ely, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Old Crow Medicine Show, Southern Culture on the Skids, Dwight Yoakam, Nashville Pussy, Whispertown3000, Dolly Parton, Two Cow Garage, Drive By Truckers, Mumford and Sons, Reverend Horton Heat, Fear, The Knitters, The Avett Brothers, Larry and his Flask, Mississippi John Hurt, Son House, The Dough Rollers, Austin Lucas, Portishead, Gregory and the Hawk, Wayne Hancock, Junior Brown, Whitey Morgan, .357 String Band, Devil Makes Three, Dale Watson, Pistol Annies, JB Beverly, James Hunnicut, Randy Travis, The God Damn Gallows, Audra Mae, Bright Eyes, White Ghost Shivers, Iggy Pop, Merle Haggard, Jim Kweskin Jug Band, Toy Dolls, Dead Milkmen.
Movies - Live Freaky Die Freaky, Mi Vida Loca, Sunset Boulevard, Desperate Living, Confessions of R. Crumb, Polyester, The Bad Seed, Cry Baby, Crumb, American History X, Year of the Dog, O Brother Where Art Thou, Vixen, The Cove, Barton Fink, Amelie, Romper Stomper, This is England, Crazy Heart, True Grit, How the West Was Won, Texas Woman, They Live!, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Everything is Illuminated, Pink Flamingos, Urban Cowboy, Seven Chances, The General, The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, Fido, Song of the South, Last Man on Earth, Pure Country, Full Metal Jacket, Rest in Pieces: Joe Coleman, The Bad Seed, Collectors, American Movie, Seven Changes, Sally and the Stardust, Showgirls, Hated, Rosemary's Baby, Cannibal: The Musical, This Is England, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Gidget, Gone With The Wind, Urban Cowboy, Polyester, Female Trouble, Shadow Riders, American Splendor, McClintock.
Food - Mac and Cheese, spinach, mushrooms.
Old Timey Music.
Old lady furniture.
My chart toppin' family.
2. What the heck is my dog looking at?
3. Where is that dress that I wore to that concert in August 2010 in Seattle? (The date and city changes from time to time)
4. Is that a scuff on the fairlane? Wait, is it a scuff or dirt? Either way, where's my flat black rattle can?
5. Did you hear that? I think it was a ghost!
Or playing music.
Or at home, alone, watching Cops.
Lets save us both some time, please do not message me if: you are under 6 feet tall, you listen to terrible music ( just a few examples are Korn, Slipknot, ICP, Nickelback, rap of any kind, pop radio etc) feel free to look at my music section before you message me, you live with your parents, you do not have a job, you do not own any books, you sag your pants, you have children that you don't see or support, you are just looking for sex, you are high most of your life, and finally, please do not message me if the only thing you can come up with is some lame, douche bag comment like "I love your ink" or "Your tats are awesome", for 2 reasons, the first being that I have tattoos, calling it a nick name only makes you sound like an asshole and my skin crawl, second, I did not ask your opinion when I chose these tattoos so I really don't give a flying fart about your two cents now.
-NO sexual deviants!
-NO married men!
-NO younger guys!
-NO jobless wonders!
-NO deadbeat fathers!
-NO drunks/drug addicts!
-NO mental disorders!
I know, I sound like a jerk, but I know what I am looking for and I do not want to waste anyones time.