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Slackerboy30

39 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a pretty quiet guy who has my own house, yet has a roommate. It's weird. I like books and movies.

I am quiet, loyal, and shy
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working in an office, which is a lot like the TV show, but not as funny. I get to sign and stamp papers all day which is only slightly more boring than it sounds. I bought a house three years ago and am enjoying all the fun that comes with homeownership. Got a guitar and I'm still trying to figure out how to play it. It's been...tricky. Started getting out on the bike last summer doing long distance riding which has been useful in dropping my weight down a bit, I still have a ways to go there. I did three century rides in 2011 and did my first TOSRV this past May. It's been too hot lately for me to do any great distance though, I don't like baking on the bike.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, either intentionally or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure, hopefully that I don't have two heads. That would be a good thing. Oh, and that I can be a smartass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like films by Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa and Martin Scorsese, among others too numerous to list here. I like books by Vladamir Nabokov and J.D. Salinger in particular and I also enjoy H.P. Lovecraft and those Harry Potter books. Yes, I know I'm too old for them, but I like them anyway, so there.
I really like pizza and cookout food, hamburgers, hot dogs, brats, ect. However, since I'm trying to lose weight, I've been cutting back on that sort of thing. One nice thing about having a house is cooking out whenever you want, no pesky apartment complex rules about fire to hold you back!
The six things I could never do without
I'd like to think that I'd still find a way to go on if I lost everything. It's a cop-out perhaps, but that's what it is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I've gone wrong in the past and how to keep from letting those sorts of things happen again.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home practicing, outside on the porch swing or watching my friend's band playing out somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh no you don't. This show isn't free. Message me and I'll tell you something.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have an absolutely morbid sense of curiosity and can stand the fact that me having pictures on here is worse than me not having them on here. :).