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SlacklineGuy92

22 M Boone, NC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"You can't stick your dick in a bowl of Mac n Cheese and then have children." - Aziz Ansari

-I try to spread smiles like malaria.
-I'm a problem solver.
-INTJ, which is what it is.
-It's easy for me to care about something.
-But equally as easy not to.
-Lawful Neutral.
-Content is happy.

"All my meals are business meals because my business is not starving." - Watsky

That's all you get.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying to be a theatre techie for life. I build sets and paint stuff.
I’m really good at
-being calm/chill
-being content
-being
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. On my face or my head. One's usually bigger than the other and they constantly both change shape.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
PREFACE:
This is a short list that doesn't have enough on it.

BOOKS:
-All Harry Potter
-Various works of the great Hunter S. Thompson
-Any Chuck Palahniuk book
-Amusing Ourselves to Death
-Look at This Fucking Hipster
-Rhetoric
-The Zombie Survival Guide
-I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
-The Girl With/Who _________
-Germs Guns and Steel
-Comedy writing secrets
-Looking for Alaska
-Paper Towns
-The Five Part Trilogy of Hitchhiker's Guide
-And many more.

MOVIES:
-Run Lola Run
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Boondock Saints
-Wristcutters: A Love Story
-Nowhere Boy
-Pulp Fiction
-Mulan
-Cabin in the Woods
-Serenity
-Oldboy
-Bunraku
-Pan's Labyrinth
-Rango
-Django
-The Avengers
-Moonrise Kingdom
-Degenerate Art
-Evolution
-Galaxy Quest
-Toy Story 1, 2, 3
-And many more.

SHOWS:
-Futurama
-Better Off Ted
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
-Dexter
-Chopped
-Trailer Park Boys
-Weeds
-All That
-Top Gear
-The Sing Off
-Supernatual
-Cutthroat Kitchen
-The Office
-Home Improvement
-Hey! Arnold
-Warehouse 13
-Face Off
-Doctor Who
-American Dad
-Southpark
-And many more.

MUSIC:
-Too many bands I love.
-Genres?
+Jazz, Rap, Hip Hop, Folk, Rock, Metal, Hardcore, Reggae, Jam, Industrial, Trance
The six things I could never do without
-My Friends
-Air
-Art
-Expression
-Freedom
-Heavy breathe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why, at this given time, you're thinking about what I spend my time thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends at a small party or just hanging out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-My life is fantastic. And you won't change that.
-My sarcasm is out of hand. No really.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're not into the whole brevity thing.
-Your life revolves around creating.
-People tell you, "You're really quiet"
-You have an affinity for the bottom of turtles and the tops of bats.