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SlamEvil

23 Berkeley, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), Ukrainian

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Cossack. Not by ancestry, but by choice. What that means is that my primary prerogative is bettering myself; mind, body and spirit. I have a topknot and a sword.

I don't give a good god bless if I misused a semi colon right there(But I'm pretty sure I didnt) because grammar is for the birds, and by birds I mean industrialists, and by industrialists I mean social fucking luddites.

Let the memes of today write the history books of tomorrow, I say.

I breath, I love and I am content.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Striving to be the strongest possible Cossack I can be. Working in D-Town B-Town.

I meditate, game, work-out, and eat food. I buy comics and then read them.

Spider, spider, waits for good things to come to her. I try to take a leaf from spider's book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using my imagination, dancing, reading people, adapting to new situations, disagreeing with people, hanging out with kids, cooking, story telling, public speaking and snogging!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a top-knot, but my hair has grown out a bit since the pics on here were taken. I am currently growing a moustsche (I'm under contract)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In print: Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein a lot of other things be Heinlein, Hitchhiker's Guide, Some of the Conan Stories by Robert E. Howard, Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, Kurt Vonnegut's stuff, Song of Ice and Fire, Dianna Wayne Jones, Ursula Le Guin, Harry Potter, Rats Saw God, Crime and Punishment, Lawrence of Arabia, Kafka on The Shore, Clan of the Cave Bear and series, etc etc

In movies: Kevin Smith movies, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Warriors, Forest Gump, Joe Dirt, The Cohen Brothers, Man with No Name Trilogy, Yojimbo, Seven Samurai, The Matrix, The Wiz, Brave Heart, Black Dynamite, Big Trouble in Little China, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Jesus Christ Super Star, Singing in the Rain, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Ponyo, Porco Rose, basically anything by Miyazaki, Shaolin vs. Wutang, Enter the 37th chamber of Shaolin

T.V: The Office, Futurama, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Venture Bros., Ru Paul's Drag Race.

Music: I love all live music. Otherwise I sometimes listen to The Who, The Grateful Dead, Flogging Molly, Lady Gaga, Power Ballads. Folk music, Guns n' roses, Meatloaf, Weird Al, King Missile, Matis Yahu, c and admittedly Top 40 because it's on in a lot of places where I am.

Food: VEGAN FOOD! Indian food, Ethiopian food, homemade cooking, fried rice, curry, sandwiches, avocado, popcorn

In Art: Dadaism, Spontaneous Art, Contemporary Dance, Live Theater, Massive Sculptures in the middle of places, Just putting art everywhere is probably a good idea, Body Art and the Arcane Arts
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dungeons and Dragons or some equivalent, Tofu, Meditation, Dreams, Love , Sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I generally try to think less, feel more, be happy and aware
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Family dinner!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really not a very private person. Ask and I may tell.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should just message me. For realz, ice breakers are hard enough face to face and doubly so on the interwebs, so take a little of the pressure off of me! Break down status quo gender expectations that encourage males to initiate communication.
or...
You're interested in "new age" spirituality, but realize that its really ancient spirituality.
you enjoy psychedelics, or you've ever been hitch hiking
you like eating with your hands!
You've ever really wanted to go to another planet, or
you have been to other planets!
you have an unshakable faith in the universal force love

But really, you should just message me.