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Slamsquatthrust

27 M Osseo, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Okie doke, so it is about time that I made this self-summary thing. Hello, I'm Tony, your local (or non-local if you are farther away) philosophical, goofy, Time Warner Cable person. I am originally from Minnesota, but I have been told that I do not really have the accent unless I want to (or I say certain words).

I'm a pretty big Minnesota Wild fan and Twins fan, beyond that, I don't pay much attention to sport. I'm a movie buff, book reader, video game player, and professional wrestling "smark" (ask about the term and I'll explain).

For more information, feel free to send a message or keep reading.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently looking for work after leaving a job with Time Warner Cable in Albany, NY.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going on and on about any topic, looking at things in a humorous light, and I make one hell of a grilled cheese sandwich.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I tend to be very quiet and shy despite my online persona. Once I get comfortable, I will talk your ear off about everything though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: (As of 1/24/2014) Currently reading Paths of Exile by A Salvatore as a bit of genre fiction vacation. Favorites include names like King, Martin, Wilde, and, my personal favorite, Twain.

Movies: (As of 01/24/2014) I do think Wolf of Wall St was the best movie of the 2013 season. I look forward to the upcoming comic book movies and Jupiter Ascending later this year.

TV: (As of 01/24/2014) Recently finished Trigun. Currently working on Arrow. Watching the first episode of Doctor Who as I write this. Super pumped for Game of Thrones Season 4. Favorites include Breaking Bad, House of Cards, and Bob's Burgers.

Music: I listen to everything really except country. This section probably won't change unless I go to a concert or something.

Food: I'm always willing to try new things, but I do get into a big rut sometimes with food. Really, break me out of it. It's for my own good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computers
Delicious pizza
Dogs
Philosophical thought
Writing
Mysteries in the universe (spooky music)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My career. Completely moving your life to a new location tends to do that. I also tend to put way too much thought into generally what a movie or video game was trying to do with its overall narrative. Whatever you do, do not ask me about the difference between the Telltale Walking Dead adventure game and the AMC Walking Dead series.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At this point, my Fridays have been spent putzing about online as I attempt to set up life in Minnesota again. I promise I'll get more exciting as time goes on here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a fascination with professional wrestling. I think it comes from having an unofficial theater minor in undergrad, but the overall production of the stage show week to week and the ongoing storyline that exists even outside the ring is fascinating. Granted, I tend to follow the older storylines in the 1990's more, but I also tend to be brought back to see who is playing the heel and how they are doing it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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This is often the hardest part for me to write because I am not the one who decides whether or not you should message me. However, if I were you, I would totally message me with any weird question because I (the I that is you) can totally tell from this profile that this dude (me) really likes interesting questions.

Also, you know the episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 my profile name references.

You want to get a D&D, Pathfinder, or Mutants and Masterminds group together.

Or, if when you saw my profile, this song played in your head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9cnAbiyrA