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SlashJunky

26 Orlando, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:04pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
CURRENT UPDATE: In the market for a pink dress and tiara.

I'm a cheerful optimist that enjoys films, animation, BDSM, and people. I work six days a week, my walls are covered with artistic pornography, and I'm Owned by a wonderful woman. I'll talk to anyone about most things!

I'm poly, but seriously don't have time for another relationship. I barely have time to take care of my girlfriend now.

The things I feel define me are my red hair, my fat, my femininity, and my love of people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work six days a week, half at a horse barn and half with a major corporation, both very physical jobs. When I have time, I enjoy having the shit beat out of me and being humiliated.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Roleplaying, pulling mane, talking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My red hair, my fat, my loud voice, my high energy level.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Film - The Boxtrolls, La Vénus à la Fourrure, The Grand Budapest Hotel, How to Train Your Dragon, Django Unchained, Wreck It Ralph, The Master, Secretary, Crash, Rango, The Incredibles, Mr. Brooks, Hard Candy, Eastern Promises, Quills

TV - Over the Garden Wall, Kill la Kill, Rick and Morty, Steven Universe, Clarence, Mission Hill, An Idiot Abroad, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, The Venture Bros, Mystery Science Theater 3000
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - My Owner/Girlfriend
2 - My family
3 - My dog and cat
4 - My sense of humor
5 - My optimism
6 - Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Various film characters and how they would have sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not much for drinking or partying, I prefer getting smacked around or watching Game Grumps.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Where's the fun in this? Talk to me and I'll share anything!
You should message me if
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You want to talk, as I reply to every message!