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SlashJunky

27 Orlando, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:38am
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're Rick Sanchez from Earth dimension C-137, hit me up.

The things that make me up are optimism, atheism, masochism, and being a fat ginger. Films give me windows to universal human truths, and the Disney company makes me feel like a ten year old again.

I am Owned by my Girlfriend and she will always be my number one. We've been discussing adding a third but our lives are so stupid busy we might not have time for one.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I keep up to date with Rick and Morty, Last Week Tonight, Steven Universe, and Gravity Falls. I watch films all the time, spend time with my girlfriend and friends when I can, and make magic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Roleplaying, making friends with strangers, being polite.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My red hair, my fat, my loud voice, my high energy level.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Film - Inside Out, What We Do in the Shadows, The Boxtrolls, La Vénus à la Fourrure, The Grand Budapest Hotel, How to Train Your Dragon, Django Unchained, Wreck It Ralph, The Master, Secretary, Crash, Rango, The Incredibles, Mr. Brooks, Hard Candy, Eastern Promises, Quills

TV - Better Call Saul, Over the Garden Wall, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Kill la Kill, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Mission Hill, An Idiot Abroad, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Flight of the Conchords, The Venture Bros, Mystery Science Theater 3000
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - My Owner/Girlfriend
2 - Cathartic films
3 - My dog and cat
4 - My sense of humor
5 - My optimism
6 - Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The sex lives of various film and tv characters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or being beaten by my Girlfriend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My type is the "Daddy" type. Rick from Rick and Morty, Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls, Archibald Snatcher from The Boxtrolls, Sandor Clegane from Game of Thrones, Saul from Better Call Saul, Joe Caputo from Orange is the New Black.
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Who cares, let's talk!