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SlashJunky

27 Orlando, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65GNfzTa7HE

I'm a cheerful optimist that enjoys films, animation, BDSM, and people. I work where I see thousands of people every day, my walls are covered with artistic pornography, and I'm Owned. I'm a masochist and I'm fat and I love being both of those things. I'll talk to anyone about a lot of stuff!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making memories with those I love. You don't think back on your days at work, you think back on special times out with darlings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Roleplaying, making friends with strangers, being polite.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My red hair, my fat, my loud voice, my high energy level.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Film - What We Do in the Shadows, The Boxtrolls, La Vénus à la Fourrure, The Grand Budapest Hotel, How to Train Your Dragon, Django Unchained, Wreck It Ralph, The Master, Secretary, Crash, Rango, The Incredibles, Mr. Brooks, Hard Candy, Eastern Promises, Quills

TV - Better Call Saul, Over the Garden Wall, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Mission Hill, An Idiot Abroad, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Flight of the Conchords, The Venture Bros, Mystery Science Theater 3000
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - My Owner/Girlfriend
2 - Cathartic films
3 - My dog and cat
4 - My sense of humor
5 - My optimism
6 - Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The sex lives of various film and tv characters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing after work, usually with my Owner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm seriously attracted to some characters. Rick from Rick and Morty, Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls, Archibald Snatcher from The Boxtrolls, Sandor Clegane and Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones.
You should message me if
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You want to talk, as I reply to every message!