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My self-summary Propose an edit

My persona smells like french toast.

(i am not punk rock), independent, reading, writing (fiction, mainly), politics, school, parties, poker, and sports - no particular order, even though some things are better/more important than others.

I study political science at Arizona State University. It's my senior year.

I cross my 7s and my Zs when writing.

I like to walk around in sandals, but I'd rather be barefoot. I wish as a society we didn't require shoes.

I've been drinking green tea all day.

I prefer Coke to Pepsi.

Watch my YouTube channel: username rossslav.

I like rocks. Rocks are cool as shit.

I like thinking. It's convenient, being immersed in academia.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Not being a fucking bum on the side of the road. Going to school. In that order.

I have no problem working hard, but I am not opposed to being handed golden opportunities.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

A lot of stuff. I've always been athletic, so anything physical is easy. Except carpentry. I can't cut a straight line.

Making up stories. I write fiction, so I'd better be good at that.

Making powerpoint presentations.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I have absolutely no idea. I've had different things written down here over the ages, but I don't know what the first thing people notice about me is.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

a) The Great Gatsby, F.S. Fitzgerald short stories, British futuristic fiction, violent fiction, ultraviolent fiction, A Clockwork Orange and The Wanting Seed - both written by Anthony Burgess (but so far, I don't like his other stuff). I dislike most American fiction written before 1900. I like the violent stuff because it's so hard to write violence. It's out of respect that I like it all, not morbidity. If you have stuff that's cool to read, send me a message and suggest it to me.

b) Fight Club, Transformers: The Movie (from 1989, set in the year 2005, not so much the new live action film), Amelie, Glengarry Glenn Ross, most Al Pacino movies, Resident Evil (all 3), Ultraviolet, The 5th Element (sensing a theme of Milla Jovovich?), The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, The Matrix Trilogy.

c) Mando Diao, Rick Ross, Bloc Party, club techno (i guess that's like drum and bass or house). I listen to a lot of different music though. If I hear something and it tickles my fancy, then I download it.

d) Pizza and beer are always classic. I dig sushi - I think I have a friend who will open up my eyes to the world of sushi. I am a total cheesehead. My blood runs yellow with cheddar. I like spicy food. I eat hot pockets a lot, and steak. I would not pass up the opportunity to eat something new and exotic.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Beer, My Laptop/WiFi, Cheese,...Yeah? I'm pretty simple.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Sports. I like sports. They're fun.

And how to sound like I'm British. Or Burmese. I'm not good at this yet.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

It really depends. I don't work most Friday nights anymore, and I tend to not do my schoolwork then either. I'm probably out on the town or at a party.

I want to learn how to dance, because me arsenal currently consists of about half a move. I recently realized that I dance exactly the same as my two older brothers, my dad, my two uncles, and my grandpa. Apparently it's genetic.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I like to prowl. rawr.

I lurk, too.

They call me The Liberator.

I hate people who dress like they want to be a part of Good Charlotte and act like they're hardcore from SoCal when they're really just punk bitches (not punk as in the anti-social movement, but punk as in chump).

You should message me if Propose an edit

I have a short attention span. You should message me anyways.

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