To start off with a quote:
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Suess.
WOW where the to begin. Lets start off with... you. Why are you here? Did Buddha send you? No?, I was waiting for a call from him so that was just a lucky guess. Anyways I'm 24 living in Phoenix, Arizona. The Summers are wonderful you should come by sometime. Read between the damn lines. Introverts represent? Excerpt from: 'Caring for your Introvert'

The worst of it is that extroverts have no idea of the torment they put us through. Sometimes, as we gasp for air amid the fog of their 98-percent-content-free talk, we wonder if extroverts even bother to listen to themselves. Still, we endure stoically, because the etiquette books—written, no doubt, by extroverts—regard declining to banter as rude and gaps in conversation as awkward. We can only dream that someday, when our condition is more widely understood, when perhaps an Introverts' Rights movement has blossomed and borne fruit, it will not be impolite to say "I'm an introvert. You are a wonderful person and I like you. But now please shush."

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams, "Last Chane to See"

Wondering what state I am going to end up in next...

Dad was navy so I've lived up and down the east coast, moved every 2-4 years. It sounds hectic but looking back I wish we would have moved more, there is so much out there to see I can not even begin to imagine staying in one place to long.

I am planning my move to get out of AZ, it has held me captive long enough and its time to move on.

Whatever I am dedicated enough to devote myself too. you win a prize for reading this sentence. Though some would say 'not a damn thing', figuring shit out... I am good at that. If only it was directed properly.

I am a total smart ass, you ask me a stupid question and I will make you feel stupid. Sorry? Oh yea long hair that usually catches the eye, or when that one fucking strand gets caught in the wind and I walk around like fucking Alfalfa for 5-10 minutes before I figure it out. Sometimes I go mad scientist (fav alt ego), that's all over the place. If only the world was ready for such insanity.

I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important than how others saw me.
Anwar el-Sadat
Egyptian politician (1918 - 1981)
I live by that quote. Notice that or we will not get along.

The chappelle show season 1, usual suspects, half-baked, anything by broken lizard... books.. anything psychology or medical(worked in ER for a year kinda sticks with you).. music i like it all except country, its just to depressing.. food is great love it all especially sushi and Japanese food(the real kind not this American bullshit) uhh and Arabic food is amazing so many good sweets, but the little coffee/tea glass thing never made sense.

My dog, serious thought, not-so-serious conversations that invoke serious thought(aka my dad is for the Liberation of Lesbian Dogs, just as i support Save the Plankton Kill the Whales), internet( i cant wait till i can D/L straight to my brain(USB<->brain?)), that's about it I guess human contact but they seem to be a very fickle species so I don't put much trust in them.

Whether or not there really is a god, I can not ever come to a concrete conclusion. If there is a god, we need to have meeting cause that fucker needs to explain some shit to me. If not, well none of this will matter anyways.
Also instructables.com I swear I am addicted and when I have the time I am going to build any and everything on that site. There is a FREAKING CATAPULT! How fun would it be to have a catapult with some watermelon, you know that neighbor with the loud music 3-4 houses down? Introduce them to watermelon!

I think it would be badass to have an underground bunker. I know damn well if I was alive during the Cold War I would have had a bomb shelter, more so for fun. A tree house no one can get into, what if the 5-0 is after you? hide in the freakin bunker! Crazy ex? Hide in the damn bunker! Bunker party? (no need to worry about disturbing anybody)

Disclaimer: I have some free time at work... I ran out of internets...

Lost in the tombs of my own mind, but I could also be out somewhere... or both I can never tell. Have this little pool hall within stumbling distance of my apartment, I can be found there.. or between their and my apartment stumbling or sleeping.

Mostly that this profile is meant to make you think. Hopefully somewhere along the line you got offended. Its truth though and gives a small insight into the tangled mess me,myself, and I like to call our brain. I think people have an irrational fear of death. You have no clue comes what comes after your death so sit back enjoy the ride and when death does come for you., charge that mother fucker and tackle him if you hit him hard enough you might have enough time to run away.
PS. Its worked for me once!

PSS> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv4Sia94Cu8&feature=related
this video could make you cry, it almost got me!

http://www.5min.com/Video/Base-Jumping-in-Terminal-Velocity-97275667
If you want to in your life do this fucking message me I need a fellow adrenaline fiend. I've done one tandem jump and cant wait to do some crazier shit.

You like yogurt.. or if you don't like yogurt.. either or message me