I love playing volleyball and exploring nature. I think I'm
artistic but just have no artistic talent. My friends described me
as irreverent but kind then wondered why I needed to go on a dating
site. Internet dating is the wave of the future and I needed to get
in early to get a good screen name ok? I was late to AIM and I had
to get a stupid screen name with numbers. That ain't happening
What I’m doing with my life
Well I'm currently making a living by being employed (super vague
but kudos if you get the reference). When I'm not working, I
generally try to be active. Where did all these stupid 5k races
come from? Really, is it just me or was there an explosion of them
over the past few years. I blame it on social media. Freakin 5ks
for everything and people actually get on board. Seriously, I've
seen so many Facebook posts for the stupid "color run." What a
terrible idea. Sure, it sounds cool -- paint exploding all around
you which results in a custom shirt for you. In reality, people
were fucking throwing colored powder on you. It washes out. No
custom shirt. Plus the colors weren't even vivid. The colors were
so dull it was like a unicorn shit out a rainbow after eating a
...Mexican? Where did that come from?
I’m really good at
I'm really good at the 24 game. Please don't ask me what that is.
That's like 50% of my messages. I'm pretty good at sports for a
girl (did I just give my entire gender a backhand slap? Oops). I
hate to toot my horn but I'm pretty smart (for a girl, ok that may
have taken it too far).
I like arguing politics.
The first things people usually notice about me
They notice that im really sweaty-- well only if I've just worked
out. I take that back. I get sweaty all the time, whether or not im
working out. Probably should have thrown that in the most private
section. Realistically probably my hair and eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I don't get to read as much as I would like but I like most
fiction books. The weird thing is that all I ever read is non
fiction. Maybe it's because I read whatever people give me.
Movies: Harry potter. Not twilight. I like the standard girl
romantic comedies like love actually but I also really love cheesey
TV: I don't have a tv but ive watched some of the office, how I met
your mother etc. I like shows where I don't have to watch the
episodes in a certain order.
Music: obviously Justin beiber for life. No, I don't even want to
joke about that. I like foreign music. If I don't know what the
artist is singing, it makes me focus on the overall sound which
makes me happy
Food: pretty much everything except for dill
The six things I could never do without
2. Sweat pants
3. Honey ohs
4. Jesus/church/god (just kidding. Lol. I'm sorry that was probably
in bad taste. I'm just not religious)
5. Racist jokes (wow, the real me is coming out. Im not racist but
I think we can all agree racist jokes are funny)
6. I'll finish on something safe. Good food. (I was going to say
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to eat next
Maybe writing that movie or tv show that's always rolling around in
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really have a typical Friday night. I do all the normal
stuff girls my age do. I hang out with friends. Sometimes I'll grab
a drink. Sometimes I'll have had a long week and I just want to
stay in and chill
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm one of the people who plays stupid games facebook. I know what
you're thinking but it's different with me. Actually it's not. I
was addicted pretty bad before but now I barely play. Errr... I
used to be second-in-command in the most powerful house in a really
popular game. I've said too much. Never again.
I get upset when I log in and don't have a message. I know, it
doesn't make sense but they are fun to read. Also, don't reference
this if you send me a message. I've had too many "I sent you a
message, are you happy now" messages.
You should message me if
Ok this is where i start sounding mean. I'm not looking for a one
night stand or friends with benefits. Contact me if you don't have
a picture of your abs on your profile. I don't like the actor or
model type (other entertainment people are ok). I dont like meat
heads. I like honest guys. Huge bonus is you're funny. Please don't
contact me asking for my number right away or ask me to dinner
without saying more than a few sentences to me. Say something
interesting in your message. 50% of the messages I get are just
copy pastes. And how about a message that is more than one
sentence? And for the love of god, stop sending "how's it going?"
as a message. Same goes for "how's your week going?"