After too many wasted evenings spent in front of the Xbox, I've decided it's time I got off the sofa (well, beanbag) and met some new people.

I'm 27 and as confused about life as most people my age. I'm Scottish by birth, have moved around a bit, and am generally pretty pleased with how things have worked out in my life so far.

My accent varies minute-by-minute, and I usually speak in a semi-ironic 90s skater/fratboy slang. I overuse the word 'awesome'.

I'm a pacifist who's fascinated by war and an atheist who's irresistably drawn towards religion.

I'm studying for a PhD in English.

I'm one half sheltered academic and one half excitable punk rocker.

Depending on what I wear, people either think I look like Che Guevara, Jack Sparrow or Jesus.

I listen to a lot of punk rock. I am generally at my happiest watching a band with a beer in my hand.

I'm also into (amongst other things) zines, baseball and procrastination.

Books and beer.

Shreddies, sugar and the snooze button.

COFFEE

Watching a band or reading in bed. Ideally the former followed by the latter.

There's something around town you've always wanted to do but never found anyone to do it with. Or even if you're just a bit bored.