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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 17, 2014
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am actually quite hilarious if I do say so myself. Which I just did.

I like going out and doing the first thing that pops into my head, either that or meticulously planning out some kind of scheme. Or just get shit-faced and see what happens.

I fucking love hiking.

I am weird, disgusting, self-loathing, hateful, sarcastic, hilarious, methodical, happy, bearded, and kind of all over the place.

Please leave your baggage at the door.

I am Aggressive, Passive, and Assertive
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That is an excellent question.

Uh yeah so graphic design I guess would be my best answer. I understand that this can really annoy people when I start talking about typography and kerning and such, but tough shit. I am still going to talk about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit. Like, don't even bother.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uh.. my hair is pretty long for a dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh jesus, this is where it becomes embarrassingly clear that I do not read enough. Lets just say the last thing I read was Lord of the Rings. Again. For like, the fifth time. I really dig HP Lovecraft as well. Even if he was a huge racist. The Song of Ice and Fire series has been a favorite of mine for a while.

Let me list some of my all time favorite movies that I think everyone should watch: Leon (a.k.a. The Professional), Memento, Amadeus, There will be Blood, Seven, Dumb and Dumber, Shaun of the Dead.

TV shows I love are: LOST, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Curb your Enthusiasm, Twilight Zone, Arrested Development, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Mad Men, Deadwood, Game of Thrones, and others I cannot think of at the moment.

As for music I will just say death metal. Oh and really weird shit that you would never expect. There's probably a song in just about every genre that I would like. Try me.

Also I like food. Like, a lot. I am pretty down for trying just about anything that has nothing to do with organs, sexual or otherwise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, good food, good friends, video games, beer, music.

I hate to be one of those people that puts things twice in a list like this but I really must stress how important music is to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My overwhelmingly paralyzing fear of death.

That and cheese. What's the deal with cheese?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk. Hanging out with friends. Making an ass of myself. I have recently discovered that I actually enjoy the hangover more than being drunk most times. As long as I am hanging out hungover with friends then it is usually a blast.

I used the following words too many times in that paragraph: hanging, friends, hangover. Etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lil Wayne's "How to Love" will almost bring me to tears.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like it.

Yeah I know, everyone says that. Seriously though, do not be shy! Especially since I am shy and probably will not message you.

Also, if you know the difference between your and you're. If you do not know the difference then I would not bother messaging me.