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26 M Bellevue, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Christianity, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
- easy-going (smiling and laughing is my art)
- curious (an engineer and avid traveler)
- witty (was told I should do standup or hold my own show)
- adventurous (have you eaten ant asses in Colombia or stewed bull frog?)
- down-to-earth (I lost my pedestal and high horse somewhere in college)
- insightful/observant (good at impersonation)
- bright/smart (not my word but friends'; my college transcript says otherwise)
- lactose tolerant (I can stand cheesy jokes, and I love cheese and ice cream)
- organized (if you haven't noticed)
- busy meeting people or think of the next big idea (entrepreneur)

I'm weird (apparently in a good way? Hahaha), ambitious, adventurous, and very fun person. I aspire to travel the world as much as I can before my daughter or son arrives to my doorstep demanding my ultimate attention (I really like kids). I (unfortunately?) don't take life seriously and look for ways to upset the natural order of things either cracking inappropriate jokes or weirding out strangers/new people (standard introductions bore me) Yes, I'm dramatic at times, and a troll and I love to elicit reactions from people.

I'm quirky and eclectic. Talk to me in person, and I'll put you on conversation lock-down. If you have bitch-resting face, I'll make it my sole mission to make you smile or laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a web developer for Pokemon International (no, I'm serious!)

I guess now that I have a stable job, income, slowly and surely paying off loans regularly (look! My states are aligning! Yay!) I'm looking for ways to truly become healthy, to explore my bucketlisds, to travel, and to start new enterprises.
I’m really good at
Socializing, reading, holding intellectual conversation, fixing and repairing things, organizing, making desserts, cooking, and cleaning dishes (strange, I know, but soothing).

I'm very good at talking to strangers by bus stops.

I'm really good at learning (languages, programming).
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually talkative, friendly, occasionally quite comical. My energy and enthusiasm more than often can be overwhelming based on various topics.

In addition, I'm very good at impersonating people and the way they talk. My accents are getting sloppy year after year :(

I'm modest. I have met enough arrogant, cocky, dickheaded and pathetic assholes to convince myself not to be one. I enjoy exceeding expectations. That being said, I'd rather be judged by my character instead of my words.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Of Mice and Men, Hamlet, Great Gatsby, The Things They Carried, The World is Flat, World War Z, Flowers for Algernon (sad book =[). Recent: Game of Thrones.

Movies: Batman Trilogy, Iron Man series, Eat Drink Man Women, Millenium Seris( The Girl Who...), Superbad, Goodbye Lenin, The Baader-Meinholf Complex, Moon, Forest Gump...independent films, foreign films, sci-fi and documenatries.

Shows: Arrested Development, Weeds, Breaking Bad, Archer, Mad Men, That 70s Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, Bobs Burgers, Nova, NPR,

Entertainment: Dmetri Martin, Russell Peters, Epic Rap Battles, TED talks

Music: MGMT, Temper Trap, Alicia Keys, Of Monsters and Men, Mumford and Sons, Usher, Daft Punk, The Weeknd, Robin Thicke, Justin Timberlake, Musiq Soulchild and some country. NEW: Grizfolk, Vance Joy, the Griswolds, Twin Forks, Hozier.

Food: anything organic. ALMOST anything. Oh, and spice.
The six things I could never do without
Mexican Food
Clean water (drink/shower)
Toilet (as an avid traveler, I miss this the most)
and Floss

I seriously sound like a hobo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-whether I should work for big corporations, become full-time consultant/contractor, or start my own company...

-high school education should include collegiate topics

-my next adventure: visiting Montana and camping beneath the skies during summer meteor showers; scuba diving in the Puget Sound.

-Traveling: Machu Picchu, Egypt, Guatemala, Amazon River, Morocco, Spain, Australia, Sahara, Tanzania, Istanbul, Czech Republic (beers).

-What stage name I'd have if I was a rapper or a pornstar or secret agent.

-why nobody thought it was important to teach me about taxes, unemployment benefits, and investment instead of calculus and engineering...

-why I'm always the one giving better massage and not receiving. I'd clone myself just for a massage or get a time machine to get a massage from myself. I just might swing the other way for a good massage...

-why we invest in Wall Street but not our teachers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Celebrating some party, watching Netflix, family, reading book, studying ,or working late.

Maybe twice a year I participate in startup competitions to compete or to meet bright and passionate people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-I've eaten Cuolonas Hormigas (ant-asses) in Colombia. It's a delicacy, tastes like peanuts.

-I like Spongebob Squarepants.

-I once said in a group interview that I want to be Tony Stark as my ideal job. Rocked interview. Epic win.

-I have bad hearing. Take me to a club and I won't hear shit. kryptonite.

-I'm an Eagle Scout. Once I was so tired from earning merit badges at camp, I wore aviators while I secretly fell asleep as a life guard. Nobody drowned, I swear.

-I sometimes tear up if movies get emotional or moving. (Manly tears)

-I am quite shy around women (one on one). I'd rather whiteboard or go to a work interview.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you like food

-you possess both XX chromosome. I'm actually quite impressed by how well some guys apply makeup.

-you enjoy watching football. Seahawks preferred but not limited (is this treason?)

-you're not afraid to be spontaneous and be adventurous

-you read books