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SleepyBonesJones

33 M East Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was born and raised in West Philadelphia. I spent most of my time around home, relaxing, chilling with friends, occasionally playing some basketball at the playground nearby. I kept to myself. It was a nice life. That all changed after I got involved with some violent thugs, which led to me getting jumped and beaten. The fight might not have been anything major, but it was enough to cause my single mother to fear for my life. She sent me away to live with my aunt and uncle in one of the most affluent neighborhoods in all of Southern California. I'm terrified of flying, so I used all my savings taking the entire journey by taxicab, a very long drive. It was evening when I arrived, around 7 or 8 o'clock p.m. The setting was so fancy as to be described as regal, and finally, I felt like a prince.

I am flesh, blood, and bone
What I’m doing with my life
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Slowly, inevitably becoming my father, fashion sense and all. Bootlegging movies. Lancing at windmills. Falling ass backwards into good luck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, computers, hiding, napping and parallel parking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing. I melt into the night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I think all my favorite authors are dead guys now.

Films: There is no film in this world that is impossible for me to pirate, and I do that constantly, so I have seen everything. Seriously, try me.

Music: I hate the fuckin' Eagles.

I like food that I cook, or pretty much anything once it's past 9 p.m.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Curse words

Rice

Comfortable sneakers

Blue jeans

Naps

You, bebe. It was always you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not the universe will cease expanding tonight and start to contract...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
obsessively cleaning my guns.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mike Tyson signed my chest at the L.A. airport. He said, "you being such a bitch, I thought you might have titties." He didn't laugh or even smile, just walked off... with my heart.
You should message me if
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you'd like to grab a beer sometime.