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34 East Portland, OR Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 9, 2014
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born and raised in West Philadelphia. I spent most of my time around home, relaxing, chilling with friends, occasionally playing some basketball at the playground nearby. I kept to myself. It was a nice life. That all changed after I got involved with some violent thugs, which led to me getting jumped and beaten. The fight might not have been anything major, but it was enough to cause my single mother to fear for my life. She sent me away to live with my aunt and uncle in one of the most affluent neighborhoods in all of Southern California. I'm terrified of flying, so I used all my savings taking the entire journey by taxicab, a very long drive. It was evening when I arrived, around 7 or 8 o'clock p.m. The setting was so fancy as to be described as regal, and finally, I felt like a prince.

I am flesh, blood, and bone
What I’m doing with my life
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Slowly, inevitably becoming my father, fashion sense and all. Bootlegging movies. Lancing at windmills. Falling ass backwards into good luck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, computers, hiding, napping and parallel parking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Nothing. I melt into the night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I think all my favorite authors are dead guys now.

Films: There is no film in this world that is impossible for me to pirate, and I do that constantly, so I have seen everything. Seriously, try me.

Music: I hate the fuckin' Eagles.

I like food that I cook, or pretty much anything once it's past 9 p.m.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Curse words


Comfortable sneakers

Blue jeans


You, bebe. It was always you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not the universe will cease expanding tonight and start to contract...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
obsessively cleaning my guns.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Mike Tyson signed my chest at the L.A. airport. He said, "you being such a bitch, I thought you might have titties." He didn't laugh or even smile, just walked off... with my heart.
You should message me if
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you'd like to grab a beer sometime.