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SleipnirColony

30 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
So after having a profile up here for a while I got sick of thinking about editing it and decided to start fresh. I did that by naming myself after this awesome dream I had once where I had what you'd have to call a Sleipnir infestation in my kitchen, with hordes of tiny 8-legged horses skittering under the fridge when I turned the kitchen light on. It was pretty awesome.

Disappointingly, there were no tiny Odins to go with them.

I don't believe in taking most things seriously, which works pretty well. I laugh a lot, anyway. And that is the A-1 Gold Star Top Priority thing to know about me. Other than that I guess I am 'into things' like fencing and martial arts, specifically aikido. Dirty jokes and squash too, I guess. Preferably at the same time.

I am likely to tell, bad jokes, and can't help it
What I’m doing with my life
My Master of Laws degree, for now, and then - presumably - articling or other legal work of some kind. I'm having too much fun doing all of this FABULOUS RESEARCH. Or perhaps not. But it's kind of hard to say no to a scholarship of sufficient size for which all you need to do is turn in some lousy paper.
I’m really good at
I hate this question because I can't think of an answer that properly nails the middle ground between 'conceited' and 'excessively self-deprecating'. Anyone else out there have this problem?
The first things people usually notice about me
I actually haven't ever thought to ask anyone, but probably my heat vision.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lots. Historical narratives or novels of any kind, mainly, but I have a super guilty pleasure which is trashy military sci-fi. Also if Franz Kafka were alive today I would sit on his front porch like some sort of supplicant monk just to say that I had.

Movies: Again, lots. Blah blah blah this movie that movie and another movie you've heard of already, but my two most favouritest movies ever are Happiness (which you likely as not haven't seen) and Hunt for Red October because Sean Connery's accent is so out of place in a Russian submarine captain that it makes me go crosseyed.

Music: Whatever you got. Though I prefer classic rock to anything made after about 1980 (with some notable exceptions) and have had it UP TO HERE with Bach.

Food: I am about the least picky eater currently alive. But let's say I had to pick something.
Mexican.
Done.
The six things I could never do without
Arbitrary lists with not enough entries, telling the world about myself in totally reductive little boxes, my portable hard drive full of music and movies (kind of sad), some sort of travel plans to look forward to, and wild, flailing improvisation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People from my past with whom I've lost touch, why it is that people appear to AIM to be abjectly careless (pertains to everything), What would have happened if I'd done sciency things in undergrad instead, whether I remembered to feed my cat, what percentage of books/movies/music I will ever actually get to enjoy out of all the stuff I want to, and a zillion other things that not even I really care about right now because - surprise! - I'm not thinking about them, I'm thinking about filling text fields.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I ever get to the point where Friday nights are a time for routines I'll feel as though I have failed myself somewhere down the line.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...that I have this phobia.

A phobia about telling complete strangers anything I consider really private.

That can probably wait until we've exchanged names or something, yeah?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
- you're bored
- you want to not be bored
- you think you'd be up for being un-bored with someone else who is similarly always looking for ways to be un-bored

Super special bonus points to people who want to come bicycling with me around the city (I just got my new bike and I wanna see some of the cool places it can go) or if you wanna get in a game of squash somewhere. Excellent fun!

Seriously, don't overthink it, just shoot me a message. Come on, it'll be fun. In exchange I promise to say hello to you if YOU look like fun. After all, ain't that why we're here?

..then again, if you can't put together a sentence of at least 6 words, we have no future, friends or otherwise.