voightkampf_test
32 Austin, TX
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My self-summary
I just want to start by saying, ignore what my "looking for" area says and imagine it says, "Hey, let's see what happens"

I work at a tech start-up, I love my job and my co-workers. Comics, movies, and video games are a regular part of my life, I'd like to get into board games though. My healthy side is apparently bipolar, so I'd love to meet someone that wants an activity buddy.

I'm not the type to stress about things and this applies to dating as well. I'm open to physical relationships but hoping for something deeper to develope naturally. I'm kind if a sap, Princess Bride and Wall-e are two of my favorites.

Nerdy
Liberal
Atheist
Sex positive
Kind hearted
GGG
What I’m doing with my life
Loving my job, working on those healthy habits, reading, playing video games, going out to have a drink on nice nights.

I'm just trying to have a full happy life, and I'm looking for some people to share that with.
I’m really good at
Finding comic books that non-comic book people will enjoy.
Stargazing
Seeing the best in people
Puzzles, I freaking love logic puzzles.
Puppy and kitty sitting. I don't have the time necessary to raise a puppy despite how much I want one, and I am too allergic to own cats, even though I love them.
The first things people usually notice about me
Err? Beard, glasses, boyish excitability, inability to sit still, far off gaze indicating I'm daydreaming?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books... I'll just go by author since I have a habit of finding an author I like and reading their work till I can't stand them anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Frank Herbert, George RR Martin, Neil Gaiman, Charles Stross (best far future scifi EVER), Neal Stephenson, Richard Dawkins, and anything else someone puts in front of me that catches my eye.

Games: Yes games, there are many games out there that are better art than 90% of movies. Bioshock, The Last of Us, Portal and Portal 2, Evolve, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Dr. fucking Mario, MegaMan 1-6 and MagaManX-1.

Comics: Bryan K. Vaughn, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis.

Movies: Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, True Romance, The Professional, Usual suspects, Wall-e, Predator, Total recall, Kung-Fu panda, How to train your dragon, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, no country for old men, True Grit (Jeff Bridges version), Princess Bride, Stardust (one of few movies that better than the book), Groundhog day, Zombieland, High Fidelity, Anchorman, Fifth Element, District 9, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Flight of the navigator, batteries not included, short circuit, Star Wars IV-VI (the others do not exist, don't try to convince me otherwise) wow ummm lots more but I think that will do for now.

Shows: Invader Zim, Deadwood, Archer, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Harvey Birdman, Venture Brothers, Rick and Morty, Battle-fucking-star galactica, vikings, Utopia. That's about it TV gets on my nerves really badly for the most part.

Music: Unfortunately, I'm stuck in the 90s and early 2000s. Hip-hop like Deltron 3030, techno like apex twin, stuff like NIN and Tool. I love anything remotely like Portishead, RJD2 or other fusion bands.

Food: Eating it cooking it learning about it! Thai, Mexican, Korean, Italian, French, SOUL FOOD!, veggies, pork, beef, chicken, seasoning! One of my prize possessions is my cast iron skillet.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Friends, my life has been ups and a whole lot of downs and they have been there every shit laden step of the way.

2. Food, I get to look forward to something three times a day!

3. My smartphone
a. I get lost really easily
b. who remembers phones numbers?
c. feel a sense of impending panic if I can't check my emails and in all other ways feel connected

4. Books. I go through stages where if I am not at work or asleep I am reading. I managed to finish all five books of the Game of Thrones series in less than a month.

5. Caffeine: coffee, tea, redbull Gimee! Seriously I think decaf coffee may be one of the dumbest things ever to be thought up, and as if thats not bad enough someone decided to make it! Not only that but people drink it! I've seen it!

6. Computers. Let's just admit it you couldn't either. You may not realize it but you couldn't.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am an airhead... I could be thinking about the real life application of a sci-fi concept, or the perfect response to an argument I had yesterday. If you get to know me you will find out really fast that my train of thought wrecked a long time ago and flew apart in every single direction.

"Do ducks really sit? If so why?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Practicing my make out techniques with a bottle of beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 11 fingernails... No seriously I do. There is a little tiny extra one under my left pinky nail. That's my mutant power... Pretty awesome.

I would go cyborg, or post-human in a heartbeat, biology is awesome, but augment me! NOW!
You should message me if
You think we could make each others day better.
You want to nerd right the fuck out together.
You'd like a friend to start a new hobby with.
You are interested in a casual relationship based around honesty.
Bonus if you're another slutty nerd like myself.
You read my profile and saw my pictures and said to yourself, "Egads, I'd really like to message this person" (people still say egads, it's a thing)
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