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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I just want to start by saying, ignore what my "looking for" area says and imagine it says, "Hey, let's see what happens"

I'm not looking for a committed relationship as a start to any new meeting, nor am I looking for a one night stand. I want to meet people that I can become close with that have similar goals and wants in a relationship. Less friends with benefits, more people you love with benefits.

Like every sap, I want a Princess Bride storybook love. Until that day comes life is terribly short and often sad. Anything that makes experiences seem longer, more bright, real, and happy should be welcome. Even if it's just enjoying a conversation with someone new, or kissing someone for the first time because you couldn't stand not to.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving my job, working on those healthy habits, reading, playing video games, going out to have a drink on nice nights.

I'm just trying to have a full happy life, and I'm looking for some people to share that with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding comic books that non-comic book people will enjoy.
Seeing the best in people
Puzzles, I freaking love logic puzzles.
Puppy and kitty sitting. I don't have the time necessary to raise a puppy despite how much I want one, and I am too allergic to own cats, even though I love them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Err? Beard, glasses, boyish excitability, inability to sit still, far off gaze indicating I'm daydreaming?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... I'll just go by author since I have a habit of finding an author I like and reading their work till I can't stand them anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Frank Herbert, George RR Martin, Neil Gaiman, Charles Stross (best far future scifi EVER), Neal Stephenson, Richard Dawkins, and anything else someone puts in front of me that catches my eye.

Games: Yes games, there are many games out there that are better art than 90% of movies. Bioshock, The Last of Us, Portal and Portal 2, Evolve, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Dr. fucking Mario, MegaMan 1-6 and MagaManX-1.

Comics: Bryan K. Vaughn, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis.

Movies: Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, True Romance, The Professional, Usual suspects, Wall-e, What dreams may come, Predator, Total recall, Kung-Fu panda, How to train your dragon, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, no country for old men, True Grit (Jeff Bridges version), Princess Bride, Stardust (one of few movies that better than the book), Groundhog day, Zombieland, High Fidelity, Anchorman, Fifth Element, District 9, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Flight of the navigator, batteries not included, short circuit, Star Wars IV-VI (the others do not exist, don't try to convince me otherwise) wow ummm lots more but I think that will do for now.

Shows: Deadwood, Archer, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Harvey Birdman, Venture Brothers, Rick and Morty, Battle-fucking-star galactica, vikings, That's about it TV gets on my nerves really badly for the most part.

Music: Unfortunately, I'm stuck in the 90s and early 2000s. Hip-hop like Deltron 3030, techno like apex twin, stuff like NIN and Tool. I love anything remotely like Portishead, RJD2 or other fusion bands.

Food: Eating it cooking it learning about it! Thai, Mexican, Korean, Italian, French, SOUL FOOD!, veggies, pork, beef, chicken, seasoning! One of my prize possessions is my cast iron skillet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Friends, my life has been ups and a whole lot of downs and they have been there every shit laden step of the way.

2. Food, I get to look forward to something three times a day!

3. My smartphone
a. I get lost really easily
b. who remembers phones numbers?
c. feel a sense of impending panic if I can't check my emails and in all other ways feel connected

4. Books. I go through stages where if I am not at work or asleep I am reading. I managed to finish all five books of the Game of Thrones series in less than a month.

5. Caffeine: coffee, tea, redbull Gimee! Seriously I think decaf coffee may be one of the dumbest things ever to be thought up, and as if thats not bad enough someone decided to make it! Not only that but people drink it! I've seen it!

6. Computers. Let's just admit it you couldn't either. You may not realize it but you couldn't.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am an airhead... I could be thinking about the real life application of a sci-fi concept, or the perfect response to an argument I had yesterday. If you get to know me you will find out really fast that my train of thought wrecked a long time ago and flew apart in every single direction.

"Do ducks really sit? If so why?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing my make out techniques with a bottle of beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have 11 fingernails... No seriously I do. There is a little tiny extra one under my left pinky nail. That's my mutant power... Pretty awesome.

I would go cyborg, or post-human in a heartbeat, biology is awesome, but augment me! NOW!
You should message me if
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You think we could make each others day better.
You want to nerd right the fuck out together.
You'd like a friend to start a new hobby with.
You are interested in a casual relationship based around honesty.
You read my profile and saw my pictures and said to yourself, "I'd really like to message this person"