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voightkampf_test

32 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Like every sap, I want a Princess Bride storybook love. Until that day comes life is terribly short and often sad. Anything that makes experiences seem longer, more bright, real, and happy should be welcome. Even if it's just enjoying a conversation with someone new, or kissing someone for the first time because you couldn't stand not to.

I do my best to give more to people than I ask for, I don't mean to sound conceited, the world would be a far better place if more people had a similar way of thinking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving my new job and being single, trying to adjust to both, having a nine to five for the first time, and not letting my relationships define my happiness.

I recently started taking Aikido, it's humbling and exciting starting something new. I absolutely love it so far.

I'm just trying to have a full happy life, and I'm looking for someone to share that with. If you're looking for a friend to push that rock up that hill with let me know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding comic books that non-comic book people will enjoy.
Stargazing
Seeing the best in people
Puzzles, I freaking love logic puzzles.
Puppy and kitty sitting. I don't have the time necessary to raise a puppy despite how much I want one, and I am too allergic to own cats, even though I love them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Err? Beard, glasses, boyish excitability, inability to sit still, far off gaze indicating I'm daydreaming?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books... I'll just go by author since I have a habit of finding an author I like and reading their work till I can't stand them anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Frank Herbert, George RR Martin, Neil Gaiman, Charles Stross (best far future scifi EVER), Neal Stephenson, Richard Dawkins, and anything else someone puts in front of me that catches my eye.

Games: Yes games, there are many games out there that are better art than 90% of movies. Bioshock, The Last of Us, Portal and Portal 2, Evolve, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Dr. fucking Mario, MegaMan 1-6 and MagaManX 1.

Comics: Bryan K. Vaughn, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis.

Movies: Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, True Romance, The Professional, Usual suspects, Wall-e, What dreams may come, Predator, Total recall, Kung-Fu panda, How to train your dragon, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, no country for old men, True Grit (Jeff Bridges version), Princess Bride, Stardust (one of few movies that better than the book), Groundhog day, Zombieland, High Fidelity, Anchorman, Fifth Element, District 9, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Flight of the navigator, batteries not included, short circuit, Star Wars IV-VI (the others do not exist, don't try to convince me otherwise) wow ummm lots more but I think that will do for now.

Shows: Deadwood, Archer, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Harvey Birdman, Venture Brothers, Battle-fucking-star galactica, vikings, That's about it TV gets on my nerves really badly for the most part.

Music: Unfortunately, I'm stuck in the 90s and early 2000s. Hip-hop like Deltron 3030, techno like apex twin, stuff like NIN and Tool. I love anything remotely like Portishead, RJD2 or other fusion bands.

Food: Eating it cooking it learning about it! Thai, Mexican, Korean, Italian, French, SOUL FOOD!, veggies, pork, beef, chicken, seasoning! One of my prize possessions is my cast iron skillet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Friends, my life has been ups and a whole lot of downs and they have been there every shit laden step of the way.

2. Food, I get to look forward to something three times a day!

3. My smartphone
a. I get lost really easily
b. who remembers phones numbers?
c. feel a sense of impending panic if I can't check my emails and in all other ways feel connected

4. Books. I go through stages where if I am not at work or asleep I am reading. I managed to finish all five books of the Game of Thrones series in less than a month.

5. Caffeine: coffee, tea, redbull Gimee! Seriously I think decaf coffee may be one of the dumbest things ever to be thought up, and as if thats not bad enough someone decided to make it! Not only that but people drink it! I've seen it!

6. Computers. Let's just admit it you couldn't either. You may not realize it but you couldn't.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am an airhead... I could be thinking about the real life application of a sci-fi concept, or the perfect response to an argument I had yesterday. If you get to know me you will find out really fast that my train of thought wrecked a long time ago and flew apart in every single direction.

"Do ducks really sit? If so why?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no idea... I have been in the service industry so long I will have to relearn what Fridays are all about. Looking for something to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 11 fingernails... No seriously I do. There is a little tiny extra one under my left pinky nail. That's my mutant power... Pretty awesome.

I would go cyborg, or post-human in a heartbeat, biology is awesome, but augment me! NOW!
You should message me if
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You think we could make each others day better.
You want to nerd right the fuck out together.
You'd like a friend to start a new hobby with.
You read my profile and saw my pictures and said to yourself, "I'd really like to message this person"