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Slejrtron

31 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"I want to meet a nice little atheist country cyberpunk girl" Not that I'm picky.

"No matter where you go, there you are" deal with yourself first

Shy and quiet at first but can open up almost immediately to most anyone. I'm playful verging on being a pain in the ass. Compassion is the greatest trait anyone can have and I try for it. I'm a great friend and maybe one of the nicest people ever... in the world. I'm also modest.

I've spent enough time fooling around and would really like to meet someone sweet that I can make laugh, apparently some people think I'm funny and making people happy means a great deal to me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently an on the road trainer for Alamo Drafthouse. I'm liking the opportunity to travel and meet new people right now. I'm trying to get in shape to do all the interesting 5ks I hear about.
I’m really good at
Smiling, looking confused, confusing people, making other people smile, logic puzzles, snuggling, hugging (My hugs are requested by name, mostly because they pop your back too)
The first things people usually notice about me
Really fucking blue eyes, or that I'm a smart ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books... I'll just go by author since I have a habit of finding an author I like and reading their work till I can't stand them anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Frank Herbert, George RR Martin, Neil Gaiman, Charles Stross (best far future scifi EVER), Neal Stephenson, Richard Dawkins, and anything else someone puts in front of me that catches my eye.

Movies: Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, True Romance, The Professional, Usual suspects, Wall-e, What dreams may come, Predator, Total recall, Kung-Fu panda, How to train your dragon, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, no country for old men, True Grit (Jeff Bridges version), Princess Bride, Stardust (one of few movies that better than the book), Groundhog day, Zombieland, High Fidelity, Anchorman, Fifth Element, District 9, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Flight of the navigator, batteries not included, short circuit, Star Wars IV-VI (the others do not exist, don't try to convince me otherwise) wow ummm lots more but I think that will do for now.

Shows: Deadwood, Archer, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Harvey Birdman, Venture Brothers, Battle-fucking-star galactica. That's about it TV gets on my nerves really badly for the most part.

Music: Hmm I think I will try to list these in order of when I first liked them, and only list the ones I still like.
Garth Brooks (only pop country singer I can still listen to), Johny Cash, Wallflowers, Cranberries, Billy Holiday, Prodigy, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, Skinny Puppy, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Atari Teenage Roit, Tool, Radiohead, Aphex Twin, Bjork, Fatboy Slim, Beck, Orbital, Underworld, DJ shadow, Moby (early stuff), Asian Dub Foundation, Portishead, Deltron 3030, Blackalicious, Tribe Called Quest, Jurassic 5, Outkast, Beastie Boys, TV on the Radio, And you will know us by the Trail of Dead, Arcade Fire, Genghis Tron, MIA, Mother Falcon Glitch Mob

Food: Eating it cooking it learning about it! Thai, Mexican, Korean, Italian, French, SOUL FOOD!, veggies, pork, beef, chicken, seasoning!
The six things I could never do without
1. My Friends, my life has been ups and a whole lot of downs and they have been there every shit laden step of the way.

2. Meat... yeah meat. I am a very passive person and couldn't hunt unless my life depended on it but damnit critters are so good!

3. My smartphone
a. I get lost really easily
b. who remembers phones numbers?
c. feel a sense of impending panic if I can't check my emails and in all other ways feel connected

4. Books. I go through stages where if I am not at work or asleep I am reading. I managed to finish all five books of the Game of Thrones series in less than a month.

5. Caffeine: coffee, tea, redbull Gimee! Seriously I think decaf coffee may be one of the dumbest things ever to be thought up, and as if thats not bad enough someone decided to make it! Not only that but people drink it! I've seen it!

6. Computers. Let's just admit it you couldn't either. You may not realize it but you couldn't.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am an airhead... I could be thinking about the real life application of a sci-fi concept or I could be daydreaming new ways to prank or otherwise annoy my coworkers. If you get to know me you will find out really fast that my train of thought wrecked a long time ago and flew apart in every single direction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working until at least 3AM. But I assume this question is supposed to show what I do for fun.

Having a drink with friends or hiding from the world, reading or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 11 fingernails... No seriously I do. There is a little tiny extra one under my left pinky nail. That's my mutant power... Pretty awesome.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want someone you can laugh at/with, want to have a drink with me and talk about anything in no particular order. If you are looking for something to work at together.

You want to watch cosmos together and discuss how beautiful creation really is. Admitting how you had no idea how amazing life really is.

Also if you can teach me how to play the cello, I learned the viola in school, and while I own a cello and get the basics, tutoring would be nice. That and because for some reason a girl playing the cello is the single most sexy thing on earth.