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31 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:31pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I want to meet a nice little atheist country cyberpunk girl" Not that I'm picky.

"No matter where you go, there you are" deal with yourself first

I'm playful verging on being a pain in the ass. Compassion is the greatest trait anyone can have and I try for it. I'm a great friend and maybe one of the nicest people ever... in the world. I'm also modest.

I'm just looking for someone I can laugh with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently an on the road trainer for Alamo Drafthouse. I'm liking the opportunity to travel and meet new people right now. I'm trying to get in shape to do all the interesting 5ks I hear about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rational conversation, confusing people, making other people smile, logic puzzles, hugging (My hugs are requested by name, mostly because they pop your back too)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really fucking blue eyes, that I'm a smart ass, and my sweet Casio wrist watch that your grandfather owned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books... I'll just go by author since I have a habit of finding an author I like and reading their work till I can't stand them anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Frank Herbert, George RR Martin, Neil Gaiman, Charles Stross (best far future scifi EVER), Neal Stephenson, Richard Dawkins, and anything else someone puts in front of me that catches my eye.

Movies: Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, True Romance, The Professional, Usual suspects, Wall-e, What dreams may come, Predator, Total recall, Kung-Fu panda, How to train your dragon, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, no country for old men, True Grit (Jeff Bridges version), Princess Bride, Stardust (one of few movies that better than the book), Groundhog day, Zombieland, High Fidelity, Anchorman, Fifth Element, District 9, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Flight of the navigator, batteries not included, short circuit, Star Wars IV-VI (the others do not exist, don't try to convince me otherwise) wow ummm lots more but I think that will do for now.

Shows: Deadwood, Archer, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Harvey Birdman, Venture Brothers, Battle-fucking-star galactica. That's about it TV gets on my nerves really badly for the most part.

Music: Hmm I think I will try to list these in order of when I first liked them, and only list the ones I still like.
Garth Brooks (only pop country singer I can still listen to), Johny Cash, Wallflowers, Cranberries, Billy Holiday, Prodigy, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, Skinny Puppy, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Atari Teenage Roit, Tool, Radiohead, Aphex Twin, Bjork, Fatboy Slim, Beck, Orbital, Underworld, DJ shadow, Moby (early stuff), Asian Dub Foundation, Portishead, Deltron 3030, Blackalicious, Tribe Called Quest, Jurassic 5, Outkast, Beastie Boys, TV on the Radio, And you will know us by the Trail of Dead, Arcade Fire, Genghis Tron, MIA, Mother Falcon Glitch Mob

Food: Eating it cooking it learning about it! Thai, Mexican, Korean, Italian, French, SOUL FOOD!, veggies, pork, beef, chicken, seasoning!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Friends, my life has been ups and a whole lot of downs and they have been there every shit laden step of the way.

2. Meat... yeah meat. I am a very passive person and couldn't hunt unless my life depended on it but damnit critters are so good!

3. My smartphone
a. I get lost really easily
b. who remembers phones numbers?
c. feel a sense of impending panic if I can't check my emails and in all other ways feel connected

4. Books. I go through stages where if I am not at work or asleep I am reading. I managed to finish all five books of the Game of Thrones series in less than a month.

5. Caffeine: coffee, tea, redbull Gimee! Seriously I think decaf coffee may be one of the dumbest things ever to be thought up, and as if thats not bad enough someone decided to make it! Not only that but people drink it! I've seen it!

6. Computers. Let's just admit it you couldn't either. You may not realize it but you couldn't.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am an airhead... I could be thinking about the real life application of a sci-fi concept or I could be daydreaming new ways to prank or otherwise annoy my coworkers. If you get to know me you will find out really fast that my train of thought wrecked a long time ago and flew apart in every single direction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until at least 3AM. But I assume this question is supposed to show what I do for fun.

Having a drink with friends or hiding from the world, reading or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 11 fingernails... No seriously I do. There is a little tiny extra one under my left pinky nail. That's my mutant power... Pretty awesome.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want someone you can laugh at/with, want to have a drink with me and talk about anything in no particular order. If you are looking for something to work at together.

You want to watch cosmos together and discuss how beautiful creation really is. Admitting how you had no idea how amazing life really is.

Also if you can teach me how to play the cello, I learned the viola in school, and while I own a cello and get the basics, tutoring would be nice. That and because for some reason a girl playing the cello is the single most sexy thing on earth.