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SlickTwisty

36 M Outremont, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like stuff and everything to do with it. If you like stuff too, there's a chance we may click. I don't need much stuff to get by but having it is fun. I like stuffing, it's good but only comes once a year, unless you make it more often. Stuffing in stuffed animals is cruel, they should be filled with love instead of stuff but then they would just be empty bags of fake fur and that would not be cool. I like to talk about stuff and make it a focal point in conversations therefore leading to discussions about more stuff. I think people need to do more stuff with their time, to avoid being stuffed up indoors. Ask me about stuff, I know alot about certain stuff, more some than others, but you could teach me new stuff...I like to learn.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to demystify and understand its complexities, analyzing social behavior and expanding horizons.
Finding the motivation to pursue the goals I've set forth and remaining determined to accomplish them.
Working, paying bills and thinking up what to have for dinner...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, and everything to do with it, you could call me obsessed which I probably am. I don't like to boast so I will leave it at that...I'm also good at making fun of myself which seems to come naturally given I am a putz the majority of the time. I've been told I can maintain a conversation quite well, often times my friends recommend I become a bartender due to how many pointless facts I know...I read Wikipedia daily and obsessively play crosswords, researching the words I don't know...oh yeah and sometimes I read the dictionary
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos and piercings, which I have a lot of, yes, they're there and yes, some of them have significant meaning, get over it...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really read much due to time restraints and schedules, I really should do more of it tho, I am literate, don't get me wrong...Vonnegut is a personal fave and philosophical literature is a personal interest. I don't watch T.V. because most of it is garbage, a good documentary or biography is always of interest. Fave movies include anything animated like Pixar flicks, old black and whites especially cheesy horror movies and B movies, Space Balls and Big Lebowski are up there as well! I enjoy all kinds of music, preferably punk and metal, but I will throw on the occasional Katy Perry or Portishead depending on my mood. Food is good, anything and everything, even willing to try the most extreme dishes just for the experience...can't eat fish tho, it doesn't like me :(
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My art bag of supplies and doodles
2. Patience
3. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
4. Coffee
5. Common sense
6. My awesomely rad air guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...the number of times I browse profiles on this site and question the validity of the users declarations...
... the fact that my life is comparibly uneventful in relation to the exploits many state they've accomplished in their profiles.
...whether or not I should even waste my time bothering with this site due to the fact I haven't scaled mount Everest or wrestled anacondas in the Amazon.
...the chance that I'll actually get a reply after making a considerable effort to say more than 'hi'...
...how to beat Solitaire and Tetris...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting impatiently for a message from a fellow OKC member proposing a spontaneous get together...or working on projects, hanging out with friends or pondering the mysteries of life while watching classic movies and enjoying a huge bowl of popcorn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite colour is pink and I have a Christmas tree in a can named Rose...
I can't take a serious photo for the life of me...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've run out of options and are resorting to a desperate last ditch effort...
You've realized that the majority of profiles are superficial and over exaggerated and want to have a conversation with someone who's down to earth using adult words...
You are aware of the humour behind the sarcasm...
You're not into selling yourself by being more than you are and have a realistic point of view on the world and its inhabitants...
Actually, I'm not expecting anyone to message me...