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Slider6617

66 / M / Straight / Single

Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

His Details

Last Online
May 16
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Women are strange creatures. They'd rather be busted on by some hyper masculine Alpha male than respond to nerdy, intellectual keyboard wizards. I once gave a rat's ass and was chastised into the ground. That's not to say that I can't be geeky. It's just not me. My philosophy towards dating is quite simple: When you meet me, the pleasure is all yours. I will NOT have sex with you on the first date. Making out is OK, but sex is out of the question. I'm not snobbish. I just don't want to feel like a man slut! Thank you. And if you have something intelligent to say, say it fast as this profile is so caustic that it'll self destruct in five seconds.

PS. And if you believe the aforementioned crap, don't message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Not a helluva lot. Bible in one hand and my wallet in the other. If I'm struck by lightning, I want to make sure I have money to spend where I'm going.
I’m really good at
Making women laugh. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The way into a woman's hmmm is to make her laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is what I don't want them to notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read. I can't afford new glasses. Favorite movie is Evil Dead. Fav band is AC/DC with the lead guitar jumping around in his shorts. Turns me on.
The six things I could never do without
My dumb friends.
My mangy cat
My bank account
Sex
Sex
Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can get out of answering these dumb questions
On a typical Friday night I am
Out hitting on Grandmothers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is the most private thing that I'm not willing to admit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–100
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
You love to laugh and don't take anything seriously, especially me.