Women are strange creatures. They'd rather be busted on by some hyper masculine Alpha male than respond to nerdy, intellectual keyboard wizards. I once gave a rat's ass and was chastised into the ground. That's not to say that I can't be geeky. It's just not me. My philosophy towards dating is quite simple: When you meet me, the pleasure is all yours. I will NOT have sex with you on the first date. Making out is OK, but sex is out of the question. I'm not snobbish. I just don't want to feel like a man slut! Thank you. And if you have something intelligent to say, say it fast as this profile is so caustic that it'll self destruct in five seconds.

PS. And if you believe the aforementioned crap, don't message me.

Not a helluva lot. Bible in one hand and my wallet in the other. If I'm struck by lightning, I want to make sure I have money to spend where I'm going.

Making women laugh. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The way into a woman's hmmm is to make her laugh.

Is what I don't want them to notice about me

I don't read. I can't afford new glasses. Favorite movie is Evil Dead. Fav band is AC/DC with the lead guitar jumping around in his shorts. Turns me on.

My dumb friends.
My mangy cat
My bank account
Sex
Sex
Sex

How I can get out of answering these dumb questions

Out hitting on Grandmothers

Is the most private thing that I'm not willing to admit.

You love to laugh and don't take anything seriously, especially me.