You managed to read all the way to this point?
Who I think I'd really like to meet:
Someone who loves books and metal (though good music in general I
could go with) as much as I do. A bit of an introvert, or at least
a small group as opposed to huge group person. Someone intelligent,
passionate about the things they love, interesting, curious, open,
and with their own concept of honor that they try to live by. Long
hair would be a great bonus, as would be tall, but those are perks,
1) Punctuation and grammar are good things, as is spelling.
Seriously. There, they're, and their. Three different words, three
very different meaning. If you just don't bother with things like
commas the resultant run-on sentences I read in my head like the
writer is on meth. If I can't read it, I don't reply to it.
For the poor folks that have run out of punctuation, here is
Please feel free to take as many punctuation marks as you need
2) You really don't need to ask for my email in order to send my
unsolicited dick pics. Just go to www.reddit.com
, and post said
picture to either r/gonewild or r/spacedicks (your choice). If it
makes it to the front page, I'll look, I promise.
3) Please, for the love of all that is evil, do NOT pretend to like
metal if you don't actually like it. Really, I promise. There is
other things we can talk about. Books are good too. Liking metal is
a definite plus, but sounding like an idiot trying to fake it
is...ya, just don't do it. Trust me. I do notice within the first 5