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33 M Wyoming, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:46pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll just put some basics up here because I hate reading super long profiles, almost as much as I hate writing them :)

Originally from Chicago, been living in/around GR for a few years.

I'm looking for someone smart with a good sense of humor. I know it probably sounds a little sappy, I'd like to find "the one" pretty soon. Someone to live my life with & maybe start family with.

Speaking of family, most of my family is in/around the southern Chicagoland area, so I try to get down there as much as I can.

I like to cook, nothing super fancy though, although I have been known to take on a project here or there with mixed results
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from GRCC with a degree in recording technology, but decided that's not what I wanted to do, so for now I work as a dealer at a charity poker room & recently started working at a brewery. That'll hafta do until I can start my own thing. I also play for the Grand Rapids Griffins Drumline.

Currently renting a house with a room mate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything I do :) not trying to be cocky here, I just believe that if you're gonna do something, do it well. That being said, if there's something I'm bad at, I either don't do it, get better at it, or it's something trivial enough that it doesn't really matter :)

I rock some Tetris :)

Something I've never really been good at or able to improve on is that I'm a terrible dancer. I'm also pretty bad at starting conversations with people I really want to talk to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hair, beard, eyes, but not always in that order
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Fresh Perspectives for the Modern Drumline, Parking Lot Etudes: Psychogenic Discourse for the Flam Drag Fighter Pilot, The Vacant Lot Sessions, Not for the Faint of Heart, Violent Ice Cream, I am America (and so can you), just recently got into A song of Fire & Ice (yes because of the Game of Thrones series on HBO)

Movies: Blues Brothers, Waiting (Still Waiting was kinda disappointing though), Boondock Saints(s), Green Street Hooligans, Super Troopers, Star Wars(1-6), Saw(1-7), Spaceballs, Gremlins(1&2), Short Circuit(1&2), Underworld(s), 300, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Nightmare on Elm Street(s), Transformers (both the old cartoon one & the new ones), The Big Lebowsky, 21

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, House, Dexter, Chicago Fire, Rescue Me, The Shield, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, CSI(s), Defenders, Daily Show/Colbert

Music: Metal, Rock, Orchestral, Rap, pretty much everything
The Envy League, Metallica, Iron Maiden, The Minibosses, Symphony X, DragonForce, Blind Guardian, Dream Theater, Platypus, Fred green, Béla Bartók, Rebel Meets Rebel, Johnny Cash, Dethklok

Food: Italian (I love lasagna!), Pizza, Thai, hole-in-the-wall-burger/hot dog/mexican/gyro places (just not all from the same place)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - Family/Friends
2 - Music
3 - Hockey - Hawks & Wings, Griffins, Hogs
4 - Food 'n such
5 - my iPhone
6 - DVR/Netflix (I have kinda become a netflix addict)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I still want kids, don't get me wrong, for the longest time I couldn't wait to have a kids, but now I just wonder if I'm getting to old to realistically want to have some of my own

why so many people have such a strong hatred of "text speak"

why so many people are so content with how stupid/dumb/ignorant they really are (this is mostly poker related but still kinda holds outside of that)

how OKC determines how far away someone is, I've seen a bunch of people on here from the same town with varying distances. I wonder if it actually knows where we all are, if that's the case, that's a little creepy, but it also means that I've got some hot neighbors :)

why, OKC shows me so many so called "matches" from Chicago, Wisconsin, and Ohio instead of around GR

if I use parenthesis and/or smilies/emoticons too much

if people have started using "clever" more often because of Doctor Who, or if that's just why I'm noticing it

why there's been a lot of profiles quoting the Piña Colada song lately
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not sure, I have fridays off with my new schedule, it's been a while since I regularly had a friday night available

It was at a Griffins game, not sure how I'm gonna spend my Fridays this summer tho, this will be my first summer in GR

possibly en route to Chi-Town or K-zoo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't have my bed directly under a ceiling fan because I've always had this fear that its going to fall on me while I sleep

I can also be pretty awkwardly shy when meeting people
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re looking for a someone to have some fun with, get to know & maybe build a lasting relationship with.'re looking for someone to drink beer & watch Doctor Who with're looking for someone to drink beer & watch hockey with're a good person, I'm sick of dealing with düshbags* (yes I spell düshbag with a "ü")

*after reading a bunch of profiles say that something similar, I wonder if anyone ever reads that & thinks, "that's too bad, I'm a pretty shitty person &/or a düshbag, guess I can't message her/him

...I already messaged you

...ya want to

...if I visited your profile a few times :) no, really, like I said above, for reason the more I want to start up a conversation, the harder for me it is sometimes, I just always feel like I'm saying the wrong thing, or something cliché