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32 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:11am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
SPECIAL UPDATE: I am in Ottawa for but a few weeks. Want to go on a date with a guy who won't be around long? Sure you do.
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First of all, hello! Nice to meet you.
Second of all, my name is Daniel. I'm a warm and friendly gentleman with a cute bum. I am born and raised in Toronto and it's where I live.
What I’m doing with my life
I have 2 streams: Art and science.

1. I am a computer scientist and will be starting a new job at a giant consulting company soon. My area of expertise will be a particular cloud-based application, but I love software development of all kinds. Actually I love IT in general. It can boring to talk about, but the work is eminently satisfying.
2. I am an actor, mostly in theatre. Though most of my income does NOT come from acting, I studied theatre in school and have been several plays and short films. You can google me to see some of the stuff I've done (once I tell you my name) and read the mediocre reviews of my AMAZING work. :)
2.5 Artists I know sometimes ask me for help with their installation pieces. I love contributing to other peoples' projects. Examples:
making a fake call centre
hacking Toronto info pillars
helping playwrights develop new scripts.
I’m really good at
- All things technology
- Having fun at the beach
- Watching TV.
- Listening to people talk

I'm sort of good at:
- Stand up comedy
- Handstands
- rock climbing
- Going to parties

I'm really bad at:
Shopping for pants. I have a mental block about it, I don't know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like to think it's my pretty eyes. But it's probably something else I don't even know about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Right now I'm reading Schopenhauer's Porcupines and Video: The history of a medium. Both non-fiction. I LOVE good fiction, but it can be hard to find. I don't like Fantasy. Hobbits can suck my balls (Sorry hobbits, but it's true. Your faces are at ball height)

I'm fonder of TV than I like to admit.
Right now I'm into Rick and Morty, and Community, Game of thrones, Orphan Black. Plus all the usual ones that everyone likes.

And I love going to movies. I non-ironically loved the movie Hot Rod.
Give it a watch. If you saw Hot Rod, and thought it was a tiny bit of post-modern comedy gold, then you and I should get married.
The six things I could never do without
Being better than other people at things.

Out of order examples (See if you can match them up!):

Roller coasters
detachable shower head
Not losing at board games
People falling down
Happy heart feelings.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I'm a narcissist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Board games with friends, or out at a movie. Or dinner. Really anything.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
This sort of thing appeals to you.