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Sloan728

49 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi.

July 28th update. Today is my 49th birthday. In honor of this prestigious event I am updating my profile.

I've been living apart and separated from my husband for a year and a half. We are finally in the process of filing papers.

Yay.

I have a great career, my kids are grown and I have fun hobbies that keep me occupied. I don't need to be with a man for financial reasons. I don't need to be with a man for emotional reasons. I feel like this is probably the first time in my life I have ever felt that way. It's a very good feeling to know you can take care of and support yourself. I'm proud of that accomplishment in life.

So why do I want a man in my life? Well...because when you find a great person who you click with and your life is already pretty good?...well he's like the cherry on top of the ice cream sundae. You don't necessarily NEED the cherry...but it's makes the sundae just a little better.

I'm bit an overly girly, mushy, emotionally dependent chick. I am pretty strong and like to work through my problems. But do I appreciate and value support? Hell ya.

At this point in my life, I want someone to hang out and laugh with. Someone who gets my sarcastic sense of humor. Someone who likes me 80 % of have time...I'm pretty likeable 80% of the time. Hopefully enough to make up for that 20 percent when I'm making mistakes and being a human.

I have no illusions of some guy riding in on a white horse and rescuing me and taking me to live at a castle, happily ever after.

That just doesn't happen. Happily ever after is a lot of damn work by two committed humans wiling to put in a lot of work and effort. For the right person I would do that in a heart beat. I just truly don't know of that person exists for me.

Im photogenic and take a great picture. My profile pic is about 2 weeks old. So for 49 I look good. I'm also overweight. I'm working on being healthier and more active. I may or may not lose weight. I'm not unhappy with who I am or how I look...but I know as I get older I need to take care of myself.

If you only want to be romantic or hang out with fit, HWP girls...I'm not your gal for romance. I might be good friend material. I'm also looking for friends out here. It's bit all about getting laid for me, although my answers to OKC questions make me appear to be a pretty frisky chicky. Lol. That's what you get for answering honestly. So, check out my full length shots. I'm a size 22/24. But I am committing to a year of health and wellness on my journey to 50. I hope to be healthier and less chubby then.

I will reward myself with one of those cougar cruises and just have a hay-day.

I'm fun to talk to, a good listener and I'm a great friend. If that sounds like something appealing, feel free to message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying hard not to screw it up. Trying to be a better person, be open to change, always be willing to learn. I'm also watching a lot of Game of Thrones, Grimm and Downton Abbey... I truly think this is making me a better person. I also think I should have a personal maid, change my clothes 3 times a day and have someone brush and style my hair before high tea. I mope a lot and talk about volunteering with the poor. Thanks DA.

And dragons...I now know they are real. Thank you GOT.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, not taking life too seriously, understanding that sometimes the football game, poker game, night out with the boys ( just fill in the blank ) is more appealing than me. That's ok, because I have girl stuff that I like to do. ;)

I'm a good whistler. "You know how to whistle don't you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow." Bonus points if you can name the movie that line came from.

I'm great at useless trivia. Apparently my brain thinks its more important to store the lyrics from some crap 1980's song than to find a cure for cancer. But if knowing the words to "Cold as Ice" will save somebody's life?....I'm your girl.

I kick as# at singing. I sing in a women's chorus.

I'm excellent at intimidating men who are afraid of strong, smart women. They need to put on their big boy underoos and deal with it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm humorous. And my teeth/smile. Apparently enhanced by red lipstick.

I tend not to take crap. I can stand my ground, state my case and be assertive without being a raging, nagging biotch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Game of Thrones, Grimm, Downton Abbey, Modern Family, New Girl, Fire Fly ( I know it's cancelled...but WHY)...movie Buff. I love the Star Trek Movies, Anchorman...Best in Show, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, basically wacky BS comedy.

ALL MUSIC...ALL! LOVE IT. I sing a cappella barbershop.

Sushi is my favorite...but I really like to try different stuff. I also love to cook and make up my own recipes.

My most FAVORITE food is COFFEE. That's a food right?
The six things I could never do without
My kids
My dogs
My family and friends
My sense of humor
Morning Coffee
Hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I haven's saved the world yet. Probably because Im sitting here filling out this cr%p.

How I can fit a nap in without looking lazy. Naps are highly underrated...sometimes when I'm sleeping, I dream that I am taking a nap.

Why men who sleep around are considered to be "a ladies man"...and girls who sleep around are called "sluts". NOT FAIR.

Why strong opinionated men are admired and revered and strong opinionated women are called bitches.

I hate double standards....
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm in my jammy jams watching some movies...whilst contemplating the fate of humanity. And eating popcorn. Sometimes I figure out new ways to talk dirty. I'm sure that helps someone somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do NOT have a super hero alter ego. And I really should...and she should be kick-as$ cool.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think there is a chance we could make each other laugh our as4es off. I'm looking for more than just sex...I want a friend and someone to do stuff with.

You don't have a problem with me being with a BBW.

***I'm not interested in long distance/online relationships or being involved in open/poly marriages or relationships***