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SlothPlumpin

23 F Halethorpe, MD

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.”

HI. I'm Roby :)
I'm passionate, animated and open-minded.
I'm easily excitable, and my mind is always somewhere else.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out what I'm going to do with my life...
I'm currently a full time student at UMBC studying Psychology and Elementary Ed, I work part time cuddling babies

I've also just started volunteering doing gardening/composting at the Samaritan Women which is an organization that shelters victims of human trafficking. It's a really cool experience and kind of a blast.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping, making myself laugh, crocheting, manual labor, button mashing in brawl and also collecting all the weak but adorable pokemon, playing approximately .5 instruments, destroying you in card/board games, dancing until way after everyone else was probably already done dancing, raving about social justice, making up words, making horribly unattractive faces (will provide photographic evidence if requested) A+ Doodler
The first things people usually notice about me
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that I'm tiny and and look like I should be in high school
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Animal Farm, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Oscar Wilde, Christopher Moore, David Sedaris, C.S. Lewis, Edward Gorey, Haruki Murakami, Milan Kundera, Bell Hooks, Shel Silverstein

Superhero blockbusters, Period dramas, Cheesy 90's romcoms, indie films, and Anything by Judd Apatow or seems like it should have been by Judd Apatow

Parks and Recreation, Downton Abbey, American Horror Story, Orange is the new Black, Freaks and Geeks

Bright Eyes, CocoRosie, Elliot Smith, Feist, Florence and the Machine, Iron and Wine, Laura Stevenson, Sufjan Stevens, Tokyo Police Club, Vampire Weekend

Indian, Italian, Korean, Japanese, vegan/vegetarian...cheese.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a kiki with some close friends, drinking wine, maybe hitting a bar if we're feeling particularly ambitious

However, more likely than that I am watching Tyler Perry movies with my grandmom, haha
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a favorite book you've been dying to pour your heart out over.
If you want to get drunk and dance like mad men to terrible top 40 songs.
If you can wax poetic about intricacies of the human condition but also can nail a really on point poop joke.

If you're fun, and funny and sweet.