Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a weirdo punk whose trying really hard to be an adult. It
doesn't always work, but half of my job is pretending and lying.
I'm usually less of a wild card and a crazy person than I used to
be (in the entirely literal mental health sense), but I still
accidently mix whiskey and gin and go buck wild.
I really love science, interesting stories, weird phenomenon, dad
jokes, and bad cultural references.
I really hate patriarchy, colonialism, white supremacy, capitalism,
and so on. And people who pick specific pieces out of communal
food. But really, I try to be a less fucked up person, while still
being able to enjoy what I can and interact with almost everyone at
their level. I was in the radical scene for most of my adult life,
but it's too insular for me.
If you can out talk me about any of these subjects, I want to drink
a beer or coffee with you:
- black industrial and dark drone music
- anti oppression education, specifically within science and coping
with the emotional and physical abuse that comes with second hand
- molecular biology, epidemiology evolutionary theory, zoology, or
- strange movies that I may not have seen, specificiay sci and
- anything that you can do better than me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do about 5 jobs at an elementary school. I hate what public
education is, but I try to shape critical thinkers who love fucking
with people and draw monsters.
I'm learning how to build synthesizers from kits.
I'm working on having friends.
I am going to experience space before I die and read every book. I
also want to experience every strange adventure I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad jokes, bad cultural references, and how to do everything a
little. I am also really good at getting into fun theoretical
arguments, like whether robots are alive and why Death in June are
as big as they are in relation to historical fascism.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard and my bad tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I do all of these things, a lot. Most of them are bad.
I read. It's a thing. I fluctuate between popular science (right
now I'm in "Spillover"), ya, and science fiction. But really, I
like anything with a good story, especially things with ghosts and
I grew up at a DIY punk and metal venue in San Diego, and have
evolved from there. I want to find music that sounds somewhere
between dark drone, grimes, new order, and xiu xiu or mount eerie.
It doesn't exist, but I'm working on it. I still find punk bands
now and then that I like, but I all I really want is a dark folk
album or weirdo pop.
I worked in a video store for a while, so
I've seen a lot. I want more super dark comedys and sci if
tragedys. I just saw Vanishing Waves, and that fulfills half of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
something to take my mind off of everything awful
familiar things to make me feel less anxious
memories of my recently deceased ferret, tuba
something that can pass as an instrument
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why humans had such a drastic evolutionary change. why people
haven't just gotten over capitalism already. why jean luc godard
hates women so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i've had a recent routine of trying to write and record a song with
a friend every week. but usually that involves beer and finding
something to do at 1 am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this isn't the first time i'm rereading the animorphs series.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want even more tattoos you are ashamed of
you have any interesting facts about anything that i may not know
you relate to moving around constantly and want to find a way to
you know of some bizarre party or event or film playing that will
be insightful, weird, or hilarious
you have recommendations of weirdo pop music or strange films
DONT message me if:
you identify as a communist
you believe that reverse racism is a thing
you think hanging out with people while on your iphone is a
reasonable way to interact
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