"Why do seemingly decent people insist on describing themselves as sarcastic? Don't they know that sarcasm is the cheapest form of humor. Really, who can't be sarcastic??? I guess Forest Gump can't. Look out I'm aiming high. " Someone had to say it, glad she did.
I'm ignorant and I know it, so I'm curious. I'm unashamed, so I'm nosy.
My intense countenance belies my friendliness. I'm glad I'm a little bit older. I know myself more.
I have chest hair and I max out the leg press at the gym. I work out on CMU campus sometimes and I can't lie, my skin crawls a little bit when I walk through that campus because it's a distinct part of the military industrial complex. For all of the great learning that goes on there, it's also a place of deep unknowing because of that fact. The brightest lights cast the sharpest shadows. I'm very proud of my feminine side. Fiercely proud. I feel fucked up about eating meat lately. When I eat it, I can't stop thinking about where it comes from and how it got to my plate. I believe factory farming is straight evil. I can't see a Bentley without wanting to torch it.