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Slow-River

28 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
I love to read, write, and skateboard. I'm a feminist. I wanna be good so bad. Amy Goodman is the shit. I love the rust belt.

"Why do seemingly decent people insist on describing themselves as sarcastic? Don't they know that sarcasm is the cheapest form of humor. Really, who can't be sarcastic??? I guess Forest Gump can't. Look out I'm aiming high. " Someone had to say it, glad she did.

I'm ignorant and I know it, so I'm curious. I'm unashamed, so I'm nosy.

My intense countenance belies my friendliness. I'm glad I'm a little bit older. I know myself more.

I have chest hair and I max out the leg press at the gym. I work out on CMU campus sometimes and I can't lie, my skin crawls a little bit when I walk through that campus because it's a distinct part of the military industrial complex. For all of the great learning that goes on there, it's also a place of deep unknowing because of that fact. The brightest lights cast the sharpest shadows. I'm very proud of my feminine side. Fiercely proud. I feel fucked up about eating meat lately. When I eat it, I can't stop thinking about where it comes from and how it got to my plate. I believe factory farming is straight evil. I can't see a Bentley without wanting to torch it.
What I’m doing with my life
Back in class. Digging. Diving.
I’m really good at
Teaching, Listening/Disrupting, writing, scheming, Jeopardy, drums, big ollies and heelflips, tricksterism/hijinx, holding my liquor, chopping wood, dealing with people, tending, grilling asparagus, rhyming. I can rhyme my fucking ass off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i REALLY like the goslings. shoegaze and space rock. i've probably listened to rap at least a little bit every day (The Wu-Tang Clan changed my life. Thank you!) for the last 10 years. i love opera and classical piano. (Scriabin!) What's that song on the mix on the Voyager satellite? The wedding song? I forget where it's from, maybe Peru. And 20 year olds want to call me a hipster for this shit? smgdh

99% of skateboarding happens outside of videos (and videogames..), magazines and contests.

Lately I've been LOVING Elizabeth Bishop. Also reading The Battle for Homestead by Peter Krause. Some other stuff for school. I'm taking a Women as Writers course right now that is awfully cool.

Mm, the edacious mode.....scallops, oysters, asparagus, sushi, crab rangoon, pirogi, grilling, a good red sauce, blueberries, mustard greens, camembert, coconut water, peas, cherry ice cream, spak brothers, tacos, FRUIT

I like to watch Democracy Now!
The six things I could never do without
Books, Love, My Crew, Surprise, Luck, RAWNESS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Styles. What's right, what's good. What's holy. Mind/Body. The luck of one's face. Writing. Skateboarding. The nature of faith. Friendships between women. What other people know. Rhymes. Technology. Mental health. the NBA. Education. Raising children. How can I get a laugh? Philosophy of science, science as discourse, divisions between the sciences. Ways in which people who live very different lives can relate. The opposite sex. Sleep. Hard hacks. God. How close am I at any given moment to living on the street? Happiness vs Wellness. Poetry and the state of recitation. Pain as an eardrum. What is all this about, anyway? Scheme team.
On a typical Friday night I am
(1)reading or (2)raging. take your pick. (2)saying "yo", set tripping, discussing set tripping theory. (1) lucubration
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm socialist. I could be described as Libertarian-Socialist google it or whatever, or an anarchist who accepts we need some forms of state given the scale of the world but if we have to have it then it should be socialist/maximally democratic. Turn the means of production over to the 99%.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
I get messaged first maybe once every three months. And even then it's someone who matches me less than 50%. So, go ahead, please make my day. Am I really that unappealing?