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Slow-River

29 Pittsburgh, PA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French

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I'm at a point in my life where I'm committed to being a better version of myself. Reading is a big deal to me. So is writing. Feminist, for what it's worth. I'd rather be good than smart. I play the drums. I'm ignorant and I know it, so I'm curious. I'm unashamed, so I'm nosy. I'm glad I'm a little bit older. I know myself more.

I don't believe the future is in new technology. I believe the future is in how we organize ourselves. I exist to serve, facilitate, and delegate as necessary.
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People ask me, "hey, what's your spirit animal?" I say, I AM a fucking spirit animal.

Jack London makes the point that the coldness of the south pole is the very coldness of space reaching down through the hole in the atmosphere there. Earth's favor thins, and space reaches for us. But that's just a metaphor. You could also say space is returning to its natural state, because, as Ghostface points out, you're still in space when you're on Earth. Gravity is just holding you down. All in all mindblowing.
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to become a teacher
I’m really good at
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Teaching, Listening/Disrupting, writing, scheming, Jeopardy, drums, big ollies and heelflips, tricksterism/hijinx, holding my liquor, chopping wood, dealing with people, tending, grilling asparagus, rhyming
The first things people usually notice about me
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Can't no one say anything bad about Helen Keller around me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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LaMonte Young, Earth, Rachel's, Steve Reich, anything El-P touches, Wu-Tang (quit fucking around if you only know 36 chambers), Cilvaringz, 3rd Bass, Audio Two, 25 Suaves, Jesus and Mary Chain, John Adams, June of 44, Sabu Martinez, Elvin Jones, Matt Pond PA, Mercury Rev, Microphones, Monsta Island Czars, The Reavers (amazing), Godspeed You Black Emperor, Windy and Carl, Scriabin, Puccini, GI Gurdjieff, The Goslings fucking love them, Les Rallizes Denudes, Muslimgauze, L'Trimm, MC Lyte, Appleseed Cast, Bill Withers, James Brown, Lauryn Hill, the Liars, Olivia Newton John (let's get physical!), Phil Ochs, Orchid, Ride, Olivia Tremor Control, Roxy Music, RA the Rugged Man, Saigon, Secret Shine, A Northern Chorus, the LOX, Spiritualized, Sunny Day Real Estate, Swans, Frodus, i dont know, a ton of stuff

99% of skateboarding happens outside of videos (and videogames..), magazines and contests.

Alexander Theroux. Tolstoy, especially War And Peace (Berlin's essay on Tolstoy's philosophy of history is also excellent), Malamud, Elizabeth Bishop, Li Ch'ing-Chao, Julian of Norwich, Joyce, Bolano, Steinbeck, Abraham Joshua Heschel, Swedenborg, Helel Keller's My Religion and Out of the Dark, Melville especially Moby Dick (have you read Peter of the Ambiguities? is it any good?), Twain's Joan of Arc, Freud a lot, Robert Anton Wilson, The Magus by John Fowles, Joseph Conrad, Shakespeare, The Bible, Edith Wharton, Djuna Barnes, Hegel (I have a philosophy degree and have love for almost everyone, motherfuck Rand), Lame Deer Seeker of Visions, Edna St V Milay etc

Mm, the edacious mode.....scallops, oysters, asparagus, sushi, crab rangoon, pirogi, grilling, a good red sauce, blueberries, mustard greens, camembert, coconut water, peas, cherry ice cream, spak brothers, tacos, FRUIT

I like to watch Democracy Now! And Jeopardy! Kung Fu movies from the 70s. Bergman. Stalker.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, Love, Surprise, Luck, RAWNESS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Styles. What's right, what's good. What's holy. Mind/Body. The luck of one's face. Writing. Skateboarding. The nature of faith. Friendships between women. What other people know. Rhymes. Technology. Mental health. the NBA. Education. Raising children. How can I get a laugh? Philosophy of science, science as discourse, divisions between the sciences. Ways in which people who live very different lives can relate. The opposite sex. Sleep. Hard hacks. God. How close am I at any given moment to living on the street? Happiness vs Wellness. Poetry and the state of recitation. Pain as an eardrum. What is all this about, anyway? Scheme team. Apranihita.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dissolute
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